If you find one, there's a recipe for Dead Baby Mice Wine to go with it (they're supposed to be alive when you make it though).

I don't find many dead mice around here, but from time to time I put out rat bait - works like a charm. Usually, the rats go somewhere else to die, but every once in awhile I'll find a huge expired rat in the yard or garage. They get flung into the brush that surrounds my place.

Now that I've got a POS neighbor on the property next door, I do believe I'll start flinging them in his direction. A dead rat for a toxic rat of a neighbor. Seems right to me.

Woman, get outta my head!!!

:D :sweat:

Made Momdigr aware of this and she thought for a second, and then larfed.

And larfed.

:)

Field Mouse Pie
https://www.cooks.com/recipe/qj6vx39...-old-time.html

:drool:

By coincidence, I just today learned about Chinese mouse wine. :vomit:

If you hadn't put me on ignore, you would have learned about it five days ago in post #16.

Oh hey, check that out. I even vaguely recall seeing it, although I think I thought at the time that the phrase parsed as "dead baby" mice wine, as if it were to ward off SIDS. But I admit I've been skimming over the last week or so. Too many pain-in-the-ass distractions IRL.

Oh hey, I understand. You don't trust yourself around me. I get that from married women all the time. :lol2:

Mr. Vice President, is that you?

All the dead mice I’ve never seen were apparently swallowed by a snake (cf post in wildlife living next to/moving in with you).

Fun fact: I've always had trouble with the Latin abbreviation "cf." E.g., i.e., n.b., etc. never bothered me, but cf always made me stop for a second and derailed my train of thought. Finally, in college I decided it now stood for "see fucking," as in "see fucking Staines & Johnson, 2007," and my brain accepted it.