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Gravdigr 07-25-2012 01:52 PM
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"A man's got to leave his mark. Something to prove that he's been here. Otherwise, there ain't no sense in showing up at all."
~George Jefferson

Gravdigr 07-25-2012 01:54 PM
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Where's the 'and stuff' part of this thread?
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John Sellers 07-25-2012 02:32 PM
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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
Oscar Wilde

classicman 07-25-2012 08:41 PM
Without nipples, breasts are pointless.

Gravdigr 07-26-2012 04:31 PM
:lol2:

Gravdigr 08-05-2012 02:17 PM
In 1780 British Army Major Patrick Ferguson (a Scot, btw) in command of American Loyalists, decided, unwisely, to await reinforcements atop King's Mountain. He felt safe because he held the high ground. Of his decision and position, he declared:

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“God Almighty can’t get me off this mountain.”
He was right. He's still there today.

American Patriots had traveled through the night, in a downpour, and arrived at Ferguson's position about noon. The Battle of King's Mountain began at about 4 pm and lasted 65 minutes.

From Wikipedia:

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His corpse was found with eight musket holes in his body. The Patriots then stripped it of its clothes and urinated on it. He was buried near the site of his fall. It was claimed – according to Patriot accounts – that his corpse was ill-used before burial in an oxhide.

John Sellers 08-05-2012 02:38 PM
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ONE sin minor and my life is a living black hole!
Zenon Kar; Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century

John Sellers 08-05-2012 02:41 PM
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Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
Alex Rogan; The Last Starfighter

Gravdigr 08-06-2012 02:47 PM
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"Shalane Flanagan there, unable to stand. Isn't that great?"
~Tim Hutchings

Gravdigr 08-07-2012 04:01 PM
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"We were hoping for lung cancer."
~Wolf

John Sellers 08-08-2012 12:44 AM
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DONKEY!
Gabriel Iglesias

John Sellers 08-20-2012 11:20 PM
Favorite Machete quotes:
  • Padre Benito del Toro (to Machete): I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
  • Machete: Machete don't text.
  • Sartana: We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us!
  • Sartana: Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.
  • Padre Benito del Toro (to a henchman he's about to kill): God has mercy. I don't!
  • Sartana: Yes, I am a woman of the law. And there are lots of laws. But if they don't offer us justice, then they aren't laws! They are just lines drawn in the sand by men who would stand on your back for power and glory.

Gravdigr 08-30-2012 09:51 AM
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"Looking cool is the easiest way to mediocrity. The coolest guy in my high school ended up working at a car wash. Once you push yourself into something new, a whole new world of opportunities opens up."
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"Embrace failure. Never, never quit. Get very comfortable with that uneasy feeling of going against the grain and trying something new. It will constantly take you places you never thought you could go. This has been my mantra for years."
~Terry Crews

Gravdigr 08-31-2012 04:16 PM
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“We should sink Todd Akin...if he’s found mysteriously murdered, don’t look for my whereabouts!”
~Karl Rove

Gravdigr 09-11-2012 02:08 PM
Quote:
"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat."
~Beavis


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