Cellarizing Real Life
 

Swimmer Girl's fellow team member posted a pic of the coach's new puppy in the team Facebook group. I was gonna post a recipe........

These are called "inhibitions", monster. They are stronger in the abscence of beer.

No, they're called "snacks" and they're tastier in the presence of sweet chilli sauce.

When Mav dislocated his finger I kept wanting to say, "I'm not sorry about ur finger", but I figured he'd just think I was mean.

Maybe "serves you right for not cleaning out the tank filter like you said you would" might have been more effective.

Especially if followed up with "...remember, kid, you've got nine more of those left." [Ominous stare]

Dark.

wait, puppies come in a ten pack, if you don't clean out the tank filter :right:

:lol:

Haha...the finger thing happened ages ago. I can post a pic if you like. It was pretty gross looking.

So my kids' school has a huge papier mache whale hanging near the general office, near several favorite meeting spots. And where several hallways meet. it was made by kids as part of a Focus Study. We like to give directions around the school using the whale as a landmark. who wouldn't? Scrip Store is held near the whale.

Scrip now has a facebook presence. So I decided to create a page for the whale that people can check in at/that I can enter as an official location for the Scrip Store.

Now all I want to do is make shark/dophin and particularly whale penis jokes.......

I'mm'a get kicked out of that place, one of these days......


..and no it doesn't.

This past weekend I told people about the Gordon Ramsey doppleganger porn star dwarf who was found dead in the badger (was it badger?) den. Someone said "I think you have a different internet than the rest of us", and someone else said "what were you searching for to run across that?"

One of our teachers said she objected to the Charlie and Lola cartoons and books because of the horrible grammar.
They're written that way to sound like children.

I said, "You don't read much on the internet, do you?"
Although I wasn't thinking of the Cellar, it being a haven in this respect.

..and no it doesn't. YET !!!
Someone said "I think you have a different internet than the rest of us", and someone else said "what were you searching for to run across that?" I Get the same reaction , But the folks I work with Know im Weird !!??!!

I hide it well, IRL.:)

yeah, I find my friends strangely lacking in knowledge of just what is out there.