I do not require your rooting. I am ready.

Down to the wire!

UT 3 points ahead, with his Ravens defense yet to play vs. my kicker and wide receiver. Website predicts 16.6 total for me and 9 for him, which, when you factor in his 3-point lead and the general unreliability of the prediction algorithm, means everyone's fingertips are going to be bloody after this nail-biter.

(Maybe I should have a side career as a color commentator. That metaphor is downright visceral.)

One thing is sure, Russell Wilson kicked Drew Brees' ass this week, utterly and completely. Excellent game, Toads!

No hang on it's a two-week outcome this one

dis look bad

Two weeks? TWO WEEKS?!!!


Okay. Sounds good.

Hmm

That's funny!

My best receiver went on IR. His replacement only gets about 2-3 catches a game these days. Gonna take a miracle.

My team will all be sitting the last week to avoid injury...

My bench is a little bit beaten up.

https://cellar.org/2016/beatenup-bench.jpg.png

But I've entirely re-jiggered the team. Let's do this

Football players trade money for health.

That's a long season of abuse.

I always think of hockey as the tough guy sport but somehow they manage 82 games a year and Jaromír Jágr plays at 44 years of age...

Yes but you do have to set your team for the second week

...unless you want those gimp RBs to play

Crap, they were both just "limited practice" last time I checked. Problem is I only have one RB that isn't gimped, and nobody in the free agent pool comes close. Oh well, I went with the gimp that the popup window said was most likely to play. Drew Brees will make them all irrelevant.

And so he did. Congrats CF, excellent year!