Congratulations Jim and Amanda!!!! :beer:

Is there such a thing as Skype conference calls? It's gonna be a couple year engagement, so we have time to sort out the technology

In the spirit of Brangelina, and Bennifer, I move that henceforth whenever we mention Jim & Amanda The Couple, we refer to them as Jimanda.

That is all.

That would be SO COOOOOOOOL!


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Unless there will be taste-o-vision in a few years then you will find me slurping the champagne, smokin the blunts and dancing with beautiful well endowed women that are at least 6" taller than I.

tarheel

That's the minimum you should expect for buying/wearing a suit. :lol:

maybe that 'go live' bookface thing will work....

Aliantha's baby broadcast a couple seconds last night, so I should be able to figure that out.

I plan to stay at least 9 days anytime I go up there. Wouldn't make sense to rent a tux here. Hopefully LJ won't have a clown wedding. After all where could we rent 12 clown suits?

tarheel

So pleased for you Jim. Brilliant.

If I was Amanda I be like WTF? Three more years of free pu$$y? See after the license is signed and the I do's are said then pu$$y is no longer free. The man pays for it all. The woman's money goes into a secret vault in Switzerland somewhere. My own mother knew she was dying and told me there was 20k in two envelopes in the left side of the box springs in her bedroom. Women don't understand men. They read the magazines with 1100 ways to please your man. There are only 3 ways. Phuck me, feed me and don't talk so much.

tarheel

My buddy married a chick that earns $40,000 a year without leaving the bedroom.
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She tracks railroad cars on her computer and notifies the owners how much they are owed and by whom. :lol:

Some men are to macho to understand women. Females like to be touched, hold their face when kissing or not. Hold their hand when out and about. Constantly tell them you love them, need them. Pat them on the butt. Call them by their full name not the nickname everyone else calls them. I would put lotion on my rough hands and that was the signal. Not that I knew that. Never thought of it. She ran around locking doors and pulling shades. See I am the man who loves her, needs her, listens to her and sometimes I hear what she said.

tarheel

Men want to be admired for what they accomplish, Women want to admired for who they are.

That. That right there is all I need to know that you are a good man.



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I got a hearty thank you when I asked for a nail file/emery board.