Cellar Brawl
 

lumberjim enters.

lumberjim picks up wooden cane back chair

lumberjim breaks chair over griff's back as he sips his sasparilla

say friend, you got any more of that good sasparilla?

Griff recovers.

lumberjim ducks under a pool queue wielded by pete and performs a leg sweep on classicman.

classicman lands ass first in a full spatoon

Whips out his saber and gives LJ a vasectomy. :eek:

puts a band-aid on his bean bag

"Just like a Dwellar, to bring a chair to a table fight," shouts Griff as he claps the beanbag between table tops. Griff seeks out a fresh bottle and pulls a chair up to Bri's table.

"fuck off goat boy!", Bri exclaims as she slides closer to her professor.

"Sorry miss, I'll leave you and your syphillic grand-dad be." Griff seeks out a seat against the wall facing the door.

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Oh what the hell.


Throws empty beer bottle at LJ

Throws ashtray at Griff

Finds a baseball and throws it at Classic (since he threw one at me in chat)

:bolt:

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UT picks up his drinks, his fellow dwellars' drinks, and wanders through the brawl unscathed to the exit, a la Cyrano Jones in The Trouble With Tribbles.

Limey gives the swinging door a sly kick behind UT so that it whaps him on the bahouchie (Scots for bottie) and he staggers forwards flinging drinks as he goes ...

..."I'll have that" says Dana as a bottle of beer flies through the air and lands in her hand. "Thanks UT".

"My beverages!" moans UT.

ZenGum is flattened by a boomarang ashtray.

Damn, I shouldn't have tried to catch it with my teeth.

I hate the taste of ashtrays.



You know Bri, from here on the floor, I can see right up your skirt.