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Be Less Bored 05-18-2005 11:45 AM

take back the web.. again
 
Yes, by now most people with any sense have abandoned Internet Explorer and switched to firefox. Take back the web again with this literally killer extension:

http://www.noscript.net/

http://xs29.xs.to/pics/05203/relativism-is-childish.jpg

Clodfobble 05-18-2005 12:17 PM

"Literally" killer? I very seriously doubt that.

jaguar 05-18-2005 12:21 PM

with no loss of functionality? huh? How does disabling JS on a whitelist basis not reduce functionality? Jesus if you're that anal go back to lynx.

Be Less Bored 05-18-2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
"Literally" killer? I very seriously doubt that.

doubt away.. let me know how you get on without gravity

it literally kills javascript. Whitelisting is an awesome feature. I never turn java on unless there's a really really good reason to have it on. pages are much less capable of being annoying without javascript.

wolf 05-18-2005 12:55 PM

Damn.

I thought we were going to go out and be a roving gang of vigilantes. A kind of internet town-watch. Keeping content safe for all. Approching people who put flashing ad banners on their sites and poking them in the eye with a sharp stick.

Instead he's talking about software.

Clodfobble 05-18-2005 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Be Less Bored
it literally kills javascript.

No, you don't get it. Javascript is not alive. It cannot be killed. Unless someone chokes on their spam-flavored-pop-tarts in amazement over the abilities of this little app, it has not literally killed anything.

It has, however, metaphorically killed Javascript. The pros and cons of which are a perfectly reasonable thing to discuss, if that were what you were attempting. But all your posts instead reek of self-marketing, which is annoying, so I was taking the opportunity to mock you and your misuse of the word "literally."

But please, link us to yet another site of something totally awesome or really worth checking out. I'm sure we'd all benefit. :rolleyes:

Silent 05-18-2005 02:52 PM

Oooh. :corn:

I must say Clodfobble, your tauntage is quite excellent today.

lookout123 05-18-2005 03:04 PM

wow, this is fun. it is unusual to see clodfobble poking people with sticks.

dar512 05-18-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
No, you don't get it. Javascript is not alive. It cannot be killed. Unless someone chokes on their spam-flavored-pop-tarts in amazement over the abilities of this little app, it has not literally killed anything.

Well as long as we're being pedantic - the Merriam-Webster online dictionary also defines 'kill' as 'to cause to stop' ex: to kill the motor. In programming and IT, 'kill' is an often used phrase in reference to stopping a process. So, despite BLB's general dweebiness, his statement is literally correct. The plug-in kills processes.

Beestie 05-18-2005 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512
Well as long as we're being pedantic - the Merriam-Webster online dictionary also defines 'kill' as 'to cause to stop' ex: to kill the motor. In programming and IT, 'kill' is an often used phrase in reference to stopping a process. So, despite BLB's general dweebiness, his statement is literally correct. The plug-in kills processes.

Actually the plugin does not kill the process - it prevents the process from ever starting. A cybortion, if you will.

lumberjim 05-18-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123
wow, this is fun. it is unusual to see clodfobble poking people with sticks.

she has great potential. i'm quite proud of her. come, clodfobble, come to the dark side. your destiny awaits. mwoo hoo hoo haaaaaaaaa!:vader1:

dar512 05-18-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie
A cybortion, if you will.

:lol: True. But think of the nasty threadjacking that is now likely to occur.

Perry Winkle 05-18-2005 03:40 PM

I'm surprised BLB hasn't posted a link to <a href="http://greasemonkey.mozdev.org/">Greasemonkey</a> yet, the zealot-geek fanboy flavor of the month.

beavis 05-18-2005 03:50 PM

"cybortion" and "tauntage."


this thread is worthwhile for verbiage alone...

hot_pastrami 05-18-2005 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beavis
this thread is worthwhile for verbiage alone...

Yes... highly cromulent words, those. My vocabulary has been embiggened today.


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