The Cellar: Could use a little more chili powder

The Cellar: The last bastion of American ingenoo...injunooit...ingenuity.

The Cellar: Save gas...have all your relationships right here!

The Cellar: Don't log in here unless you have a spare keyboard handy

The Cellar: When The Rapture comes, can we have your computer?

The Cellar: Helping you find your true perversion

The Cellar: Giving Glazer a run for his money

The Cellar: What doesn't kill you will leave you in stitches

The cellar: bring a toothbrush but leave your PJs

The Cellar: more Americans than you can shake a stick at, and you'll probably want to.

;)

The Cellar: free procrastination

Yeah. It's better than that amateur crastination you gotta pay for.


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The Cellar: Better Than An Army Of Asian Schoolgirls Wearing “Hello Kitty” Backpacks And “Hello Daddy” Underwear

The Cellar: The rules are there are no rules.

The Cellar : Remember rule #1

The Cellar: We have a rule book but we've misplaced it.

The Cellar: We don't need no stinkin' rulebook!

The Cellar: Am I avoiding the subject, or am I doing philosophy?

The Cellar: More fun than sword swinging monkeys

The Cellar: We've got pieces of April...in the freezer

The Cellar: Switching the switch for the switch hitters

The Cellar: Everyone talks about the weather, but no one ever fixes the global cooling machine

The Cellar: Poster children for a brave new world

The Cellar: A g-string in a drawer full of granny pants

The Cellar: You know what? It isn't that hard to get a camel through the eye of a needle.

The Cellar: We Can't Spare One Square

The Cellar: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Select Start

The Cellar: Very Sexy, Very Violent

The Cellar: We're The Reason God Hates You

The Cellar: Ever Wonder If Mommy Gave Daddy A Blow-Job Right Before She Kissed You Good-Night? (She Did.)