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TheMercenary 02-03-2010 05:58 AM
Anyone need a new knife?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ms-organs.html

ZenGum 02-03-2010 06:55 AM
That's just the morgul knife used by the witch-king of Angmar. Elrond can deal with that.

Scriveyn 02-15-2010 06:29 AM
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From freethinker.co.uk

London transport chiefs apologise to passengers after driver stops to pray

A MUSLIM bus driver stunned passengers when he stopped his vehicle and began praying in the aisle this week –with the engine still running.

The driver, according to this report, parked without warning – then used a fluorescent jacket as an improvised prayer mat. He took off his shoes, knelt down facing Mecca, and began to chant.

The prayer session held up the bus for more than five minutes with no-one able to get on or off. ...[continued]

DanaC 02-15-2010 06:38 AM
*shakes head* dickhead. Unsurprisingly the original story is from the Daily Mail lol.

I was pleasantly surprised when reading the comments after the story (on the original Mail site) how little anti-Islamic vitriol there was. Usually their regular contributors are more fired up than that :P

classicman 02-15-2010 01:22 PM
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Perhaps an effective countermeasure would be to set up an emergency atheist hotline. Then, if a driver starts praying, a freethinking passenger could call the hotline and have a loud, one-sided chat about evolution.
Any takers?

ZenGum 02-16-2010 04:15 AM
On the bright side, at least you know he is sober.

Gravdigr 02-16-2010 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 444852)
Or perhaps a little education to prove the benefits of not having too many children and that having live spermatazoa in your ballbags has very little to do with being a man.
Wait, what?!:eek:

Pete Zicato 02-16-2010 08:59 AM
Maybe especially being Catholic, this AP headline seems more than a bit ironic:

Pope tells Irish bishops to be honest over scandal

You think the Pope should remind them not to steal as well?

Gravdigr 02-16-2010 12:14 PM
He should remind them to keep their hands off the alter boys.

Spexxvet 02-16-2010 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 635065)
He should remind them to keep their hands off the alter boys.
Not just their hands.:headshake

lumberjim 02-16-2010 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 634978)
Maybe especially being Catholic, this AP headline seems more than a bit ironic:

Pope tells Irish bishops to be honest over scandal

You think the Pope should remind them not to steal as well?
I've noticed a couple salesmen that use the verbal device, "to be honest with you" as a prelude to a true statement.

They should know that when you do that, it makes one wonder if everything else they've said was untrue.

Shawnee123 02-20-2010 10:30 AM
Hey, crazy lady who killed some cow orkers, I didn't mean you were really WACKO, just that you're kinda like, well, uh, wacko.

SamIam 02-20-2010 10:40 AM
She started young, too. She killed her brother with a shotgun when she was only 19. That incident was swept under the carpet. I guess she figured she'd get away with it again.

Shawnee123 02-20-2010 10:44 AM
Yeah, isn't that weird. AND she smacked some woman in the head over a booster seat, and was suspected in an attempted mail bombing...

Any one of those things by themselves gives me reason to think wacko. I hope I didn't hurt her feelings. :unsure:

TheMercenary 02-24-2010 05:09 PM
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Behold, the Blobfish...

http://www.latimes.com/ct-met-kass-0...7154335.column


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