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JBKlyde 01-19-2014 02:16 PM

Who am I??
 
What I am and What I am Not.

I am Not God
I am Not Jesus
I am Not Gay
I am Not Dead
I am Not a Politician
I am Not an Assassin
I am Not Enlisted in the Military
I am Not In Hell
I am Not a Satanist
I am Not a RocKStaR
I am Not an Angel
I am Not a Liar
I am Not Evil
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I am a Human
I am a Firm Believer in Jesus Christ
I am a Heterosexual Functional MAN
I am Alive
I am an Activist
I am a Pretty Good Marks Man
I am in the Lords Army
I am Destine for Heaven
I am Like Christ
I am a Painter Poet
I am a Half Way Decent Nice Guy
I am a Truth Teller
I am Divinely Healed

lumberjim 01-19-2014 02:44 PM

In what ways are you like Christ?

You're not tolerant of his gay people. You make death threats. I think that needs to come off the list.

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 03:13 PM

I think Jesus would want the Devil and His followers "shot in the head" I'm not sure weather he would act upon it however. And Jesus Dosen't Have Gay People.

Griff 01-19-2014 03:23 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Robinson

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 03:24 PM

Is this HER really a man or something??

lumberjim 01-19-2014 04:02 PM

Ban this psycho

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 04:35 PM

speak American ass hole

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 04:41 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/wo...tegy.html?_r=0

sexobon 01-19-2014 07:36 PM

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sexobon 01-19-2014 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 890070)
Ban this psycho

What, and leave infi a virtual widow!

infinite monkey 01-19-2014 08:26 PM

Fuck you, sexo. Sue me for trying to be nice. Please to review any and all pertinent posts.

Instigator.

sexobon 01-19-2014 08:33 PM

Talk dirty to me some more.

sexobon 01-19-2014 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 890061)
I think Jesus would want the Devil and His followers "shot in the head" I'm not sure weather he would act upon it however. And Jesus Dosen't Have Gay People.

When you're taking your meds, you're obviously straight. When you're not taking your meds, you're obviously gay (at least gay curious) as evidenced by your obsession with gays, you're just in denial. When you're taking your meds and straight, Jesus loves you. When you're not taking your meds and gay obsessed, Jesus wants you shot in the head. And Jesus Dosen't Have Schizophrenic People.

lumberjim 01-19-2014 10:43 PM

Seriously. I know he's ill. I know it's not his fault. I feel bad for him.

But since when is it ok to spam the board with a bunch of crazy links? To promote hate and bullets to the head? He is not our patient or child.
I am generally anti ban. This is different. He had a time out. He clearly learned zero. Are we waiting for him to make another specific death threat?

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 10:47 PM

wait a second sexobon now your really crossing the line im is here to talk dirty to me..


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