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xoxoxoBruce 02-18-2018 12:12 PM

Maybe it's Suicide Bunny in disguise?

Gravdigr 02-19-2018 02:24 PM

I can't even...

fargon 02-19-2018 03:26 PM

Happy Bunny
https://www.google.com/search?q=Happ...swEwDg#imgrc=_

Beest 02-20-2018 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 995497)
Ladies and gentlemen of The Cellar, I give to you our Idiot of the Day:

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Trying to inflate her tire w/a fire extinguisher.

Can ppl really be that stupid?

i know a guy who swore by inflating his truck tires with CO2 ( fire extinguishers with the horn are CO2)

To attach an extinguisher would require the proper connection so it's already been modified, could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor). I have a couple of expired extinguishers a testing company gave me, to make air cannons ( like a t shirt cannon).
Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?

Diaphone Jim 02-20-2018 02:49 PM

"Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?"

Well, let's see...

Gravdigr 02-21-2018 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Beest (Post 1004353)
...could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor).

It could be an idiot trying to inflate a car tire with a fire extinguisher, too.

Don't give people credit. People are idiots.

Gravdigr 06-14-2018 01:47 PM

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"In an effort to ensure the quality of the drug the suspect purchased, detectives told Kelly if he came to the sheriff's office they could test the narcotic he purchased..."

BigV 06-14-2018 08:06 PM

"I...I've made a big mistake."

fargon 06-14-2018 08:12 PM

Yes I am as dumb as I look.

monster 06-14-2018 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest (Post 1004353)
i know a guy who swore by inflating his truck tires with CO2 ( fire extinguishers with the horn are CO2)

To attach an extinguisher would require the proper connection so it's already been modified, could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor). I have a couple of expired extinguishers a testing company gave me, to make air cannons ( like a t shirt cannon).
Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?

Oh good lord.... I haven't found this stuff yet..... :lol: (although I do(kinda) know where the paintball/nerf grenade launcher he made from one is....

xoxoxoBruce 07-11-2018 06:35 PM

Today's idiot is me. :o
All these years, the countless hours and great effort expended to chase those whippersnappers off my lawn. What a waste.

All I had to do is sign up for the sex offender registry and now every cop and parent around do all the work for me.:facepalm:

sexobon 07-11-2018 06:42 PM

Maybe that story you told about the woman who was offended because you didn't turn her over will qualify.

Carruthers 07-13-2018 06:51 AM

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Well, this story has everything, idiocy, puns and mole grips.
Could you really ask for more?

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Man drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers

A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.

The battered car, which also had no front wing, bumper, headlights and a flat tyre was pulled over in King's Lynn in Norfolk.

Norfolk's roads policing unit tweeted pictures of "the most un-roadworthy car" and said there were "too many offences to mention".

Police said the driver has been reported to court.

"Yes this was driven on a road and yes he was sitting on a bucket and steering with a pair of mole grips," officers wrote, as they posted pictures of the vehicle in Saddlebow Road.
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Dozens of people have commented on the shocking state of the vehicle.

One person referred to a television series where contestants compete to build working machines from scrap, saying: "I think too much scrap heap challenge has been watched by that driver."

Another said it "gives a whole new meaning to the word bucket seat", while other tongue-in-cheek comments included someone calling it "ingeniously unbelievable".

One person commended the driver on a "nice bit of kerb parking", considering he only had a pair of locking pliers to steer it neatly to the side of the road.
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Full story with compulsory Twitterspiel here:

LINK

xoxoxoBruce 07-13-2018 08:39 AM

Plus he was sitting on the wrong side of the car. :haha:

glatt 07-14-2018 01:09 PM

How could he steer with those mole grips if they aren't a hand tool?


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