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busterb 12-08-2011 10:25 AM

Bath Tissue
 
Is that PC speak for shit paper?

I saw a sale flier, that had a deal, 4 rolls for $3.9?. That's a buck a roll. Also towels for around 2 bucks a roll.
Perhaps it's Artisan hand crafted, like the artisan buns from BK.:eyebrow:

COMEON MAN !! wtf.

BTW Artisan bread got About 1,810,000 results on G. FWIW

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infinite monkey 12-08-2011 10:34 AM

HAHAHAHAAA!

Seriously, living alone, tiny little rolls in a 6 pack for like a buck something. No stupid cartoon bears are running around praising it's ass-wiping abilities, no overly cutesy child is smiling from comfort and safety, no grumpy husbands have an idiotic looking drooling countenance as if angels had fallen from heaven. No pillows or puffs or balls of cotton and rainbows.

It's just TP. You get from it what you put into it. :lol:

Pete Zicato 12-08-2011 10:35 AM

That's a new one on me, Buster.

It'd have to be made out of silk to be worth that kind of money.

Though now that I think of it, one of the few good parts in Matrix Reloaded:

"Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. ... It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."

xoxoxoBruce 12-08-2011 11:35 AM

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I did pay a buck a roll for a couple cases one year. Passed them out at work for Christmas.

Sundae 12-08-2011 03:35 PM

50p a roll sounds right to me.

HungLikeJesus 12-08-2011 08:05 PM

Well, how many sheets do you get per roll?

Undertoad 12-09-2011 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTFY (Post 778906)
Well, how many shits do you get per roll?

Some brands require more sheets per shit!...

HungLikeJesus 12-09-2011 06:25 AM

I was using the Latin American pronunciation.

busterb 12-09-2011 10:11 AM

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The prices are from Fred's, the low price leader. Towels are basic, which is to say 1/2 rolls. IMHO. 52
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GunMaster357 12-09-2011 03:23 PM

Try out this one...

UncaDollas 12-13-2011 03:14 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Wlz_4fQ17v...mmy-toilet.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 12-14-2011 12:26 AM

Hot Link.

Gravdigr 12-14-2011 03:36 AM

Momdigr brought in some John Wayne toilet paper the other day.

What's John Wayne toilet paper, you ask?

It don't take shit off nobody.


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