February 1, 2007: Woman births massive baby
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The nightmare of every pregnant woman? Say hello to "Super Tonio" - shown here in a 20minutos.es photo, next to a "normal" sized newborn. Tonio was born in Cancun Mexico, weighing in at 14.5 pounds (6.6 kg), and sized at 22 inches (55 cm). Part of the official AP caption: Quote:
So she was 16 when she had the 11 1/2 pounder. Good gawd. |
I wonder if she has a tattoo like this.
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Great Googly moogly !!!!
I wounder if she wistles when the wind blows !!! |
That makes MY pelvis hurt.
23 and 38...was the first child from the same father? 16 and 31, what is the cultural feeling on that in Mexico? |
I've always wondered how some women say sex hurts when this is what comes OUT of them. :D
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I'm speechless. All I can really think of is my favorite old joke, with the punchline, "Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"
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Now I know where Jabba the Hutt came from.
My cousin just had a 10 lb baby a few weeks ago and I thought that was large. |
My god. Look at the pudge, the neck crease! Right out of the shoot, this kid is going to need a CPAP machine to sleep at night.
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Remind me again, which day is recipe day? Lotsa meat on that. Tender.
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No mention if the lady was diabetic..... Even gestational diabetes can account for larger babies. It also does not say of she has this baby (or the other one naturally or C-section)
Also the "normal" weight baby looks quite tiny, most likely a 4.5 - 6 pounder. Might even be premie because of the feeding tube, and the oxygen saturation monitor on his/her ankle. I think this was on purpose to show how large the other one is. You know more shock value :eek: Either way, he is a big baby, here is hoping he is healthy and does not end up being obese as a child or adult. |
normal-sized baby
I LOVE the fact they've included a normal-sized baby for comparison. Whose baby is it?
"Hey man, take a picture of this HUGE F*@!ING BABY!" "Yeah, but in a photo, you won't be able to tell how big it is." "Hmm. You're right." *Grabs random newborn* "Here, now we have a proper sense of scale!" |
I wonder how a 3 month-old crawled back in there.
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