SMD?
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some mother ducker?
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Art is in the eye of the beholder.
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art is...
...the nasty lil bug that gets in your head, eats on your brain, lays eggs, then dies.
...the mummified cat poop you find under the sofa well after you strangled the four-legged bastid and tossed its carcass in a dunpster. ...the sound of a baby chokin' on strained peas while ma watches 'Dancing With The Stars'. ...the smell of a well-used public restroom. ...the dog realizin' the leg it was gonna bite is attached to a body that bites back. ...the thug who gets shot in the face by the easy mark. ...the bored cashier sellin' you defective condoms on a Saturday night. ...the wizard throwing lightinin' bolts out of his ass 'just because'. ...sittin' on your stoop, smokin' and sippin' coffee, watchin' mushrooms grow on the horizon. ...the burly rapist left dead and unsatisfied by the mousy woman from Poughkeepsie. ...the sun beatin' down on your head. ...the client who stiffs you for 500 bucks. ...the tires of the client who stiffed you for 500 bucks (cuz 'if he ain't gonna pay me, he's gonna pay somebody'). |
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It's a Rembrandt isn't it? Well, only up to a point. ING, the Dutch bank, and Microsoft joined forces to produce 'The Next Rembrandt' by computer analysis of a number of his paintings. From the Daily Telegraph: Quote:
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Looks like if UT and digr had a kid
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Oh. My. God.
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[Devil's Advocate]This all falls under the larger umbrella of AI, which has technological uses beyond recreation of art styles. When we explore relatively useless things, we often find answers to completely different problems.[/Devil's Advocate.] That being said, yeah, we don't need the art. We need the information about how the computer came up with the art so we can get it to come up with other stuff.
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Incidentally, JWT and ING produced a new take on Rembrandt's 'The Night Watch' when Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum re-opened in 2013 after refurbishment. The original... Attachment 58038 |
I doubt the AI was slick enough to use texture the way he did.
http://www.naturalpigments.com/art-s...sto-technique/ |
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There are machine planets all over the galaxy which think they have art.
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art is...
...meat loaf (both lower and upper case).
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art is...
...the bloody 'thing' the cats left on the stoop, the 'thing' I bare-foot stepped on as I stumbled out of the house at 4 for the day's first smoke.
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