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kerosene 12-30-2006 01:28 PM

I was unmarried for one of those years. Maybe you will feel 1/4 less guilty? :)

Crimson Ghost 12-30-2006 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
gotta learn to read all the words in a post...

If you read every fourth word, you solve the Divinci Code.

Undertoad 02-04-2007 04:21 PM

(the phone number and last name below have been removed to protect the mentally ill.)


The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by Amanda kay NNNN.

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you highjaged my infomation I sent to the the DA office I noto nly want my money bacy I want a phone call from you you highjaged my imfrmation and also you need to replace my money replaced as ssoon as soosiable my phone nunmer is 214 NNN NNNN

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SteveDallas 02-04-2007 04:53 PM

That reminds me of a student I had to deal with once upon a time at my place of employment. We had a couple of run-ins because she was from a foreign country and felt we were overcharging her for phone calls home. (There's no denying that the billing system--which I had inherited--that we had at the time was a piece of shit, and that our overseas rates were not competitive. But we were fairly upfront about costs and people were free to use it or get a prepaid calling card, which was usually much cheaper.)

But that doesn't explain her insistence that we were bugging her phone line--she knew this because of the way the calls sounded--so we could find out what her travel plans were and follow her home. She had a telephone expert who she was going to bring in to take apart our telephone system and prove that she was being bugged.

Cloud 02-04-2007 11:41 PM

gotta watch those highjagers . . .

Sundae 02-07-2007 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 312893)
I noto nly want my money bacy I want a phone call from you

UT all she wants is her baccy and a phone call - surely that isn't too much to ask?

Shawnee123 02-08-2007 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 313647)
UT all she wants is her baccy and a phone call - surely that isn't too much to ask?

Well, if she weren't so adamant about it being as ssoon as soosiable UT might be more willing to comply. :D

kerosene 02-08-2007 09:18 PM

I wonder if it is soosiable to honor her request?

Undertoad 03-19-2007 07:01 AM

(The actual last name and email address below has been changed to protect the insane)


"margaret xxxxxx" @ the cellar (xxxxxx@aol.com) wrote:

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by margaret xxxxxxx.

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I'm trying to register my official my coke rewards code

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Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword

Sun_Sparkz 03-19-2007 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 238548)
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by rick surnamedeleted.

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the image of the day is about all the pretty women in the world.I am a great lover and very compassionate and very interested in the ways of the world in the life of an attractive woman.Dont get vme wrong because I am very honest and I would love nothing more than to make love to you. Aas I said I am very honest anjust went through a divorce that devastated me(there were 3 chuildren involved) I miss them everyday and I am looking for somone to help me with them....not like your thinking but I could use some advice!
I also have my own needs I was alwaysmloyal with my ex and havent been around since....3 years!!!....just help and I know I can help you.I am very honest and one of those men ,I like to think when women say all the good ones are taken...well here is one of them!

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LOL this cracked me up. who was he trying to seduce

UT got lucky?

Shawnee123 03-19-2007 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 324282)
(The actual last name and email address below has been changed to protect the insane)


"margaret xxxxxx" @ the cellar (xxxxxx@aol.com) wrote:

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by margaret xxxxxxx.

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I'm trying to register my official my coke rewards code

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Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword


LOL...is that because of the coke rewards thread I started? Too funny.

Undertoad 03-19-2007 08:35 AM

Oh, that must be the connection! Your thread is on roughly the 15th page when Googling coke rewards.

Shawnee123 03-19-2007 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 324305)
Oh, that must be the connection! Your thread is on roughly the 15th page when Googling coke rewards.

15th page? No wonder my attempt at scaring Big Corporation with threats of world wide boycotting had no impact! :D

Undertoad 02-13-2008 09:44 AM

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by stacy.

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my name is Stacy. i am currently pregnant and was going to be a seragant for my friends. She has backed out leaving me pregnant. i have 2 children and am a single mom and am very interested in being a seragant. please call 817-239-XXXX.

Flint 02-13-2008 09:52 AM

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