Have You Ever Seen...?
 

A kid with his head stuck in a saucepan?
A dog running along with a string of sausages in its mouth?
A banana skin on the floor?

I haven't.

More comic/ comedy cliches please.

Actual cream pie to the face?

I've seen someone pied.
On TV, but on the news.

I've seen more people egged. Okay, again on TV.
But how often do you get to see the Deputy Prime Minister lamping someone?
Wallop! Left handed punch!

Mythbusters actually tested the slipperiness of bananaskins on the floor:

Daffy rocks.

If not I'm sure you've seen a smoking chimp.

Yeah yeah yeah, but it's all bullshit without the smoking gun. :haha:

See the banana peel thing all the time at swim meets. Pool decks are slippy anyway, swimmers eat lots of bananas and kids never throw their trash away..... and they never look where they're putting their feet.

Have You Ever Seen...?

Green eggs & ham?
Smoke coming out of someone's ears after eating a hot pepper?
A cat spit a yellow feather out of its mouth?
A coyote riding anything with an ACME sticker on it?
A fart make a passerby pass out?
Anyone over the age of 25 ROFL?

Depends. Do both the ham and the eggs need to be green?

Present and accounted for, sir! But I've been accused of the occasional manic mood swing, so maybe I'm not a fair candidate.

You know, I have to say that if you don't laugh so hard you fall off your chair every once in a while, you're not doing it right. ;)

Yes indeedy! And no artificially coloring!

Believe it or not, this is something I have actually seen (and eaten)! Long story, kinda gross, just thinking about it makes me turn a little green... :sick: