Thanks for adopting my tab for today.
Here's another:

The Cellar: An mindless void surrounded by a giant sphincter.

The Cellar: Enter and enjoy the heavenly torture that awaits you.

I feel so honored. UT used one of my tag lines. thanks man, that made my day.

my immediate response was, "2 out of 3 ain't bad."

The cellar: Your arrival was inevitable John

(it should give anyone named john a reason to look a little closer, and you can rotate through the more common names.)

The Cellar - We're Nerds, and We Vote!

The Cellar: The internet community for beautiful people. you can leave now.

The Cellar: You're soaking in it. :D

The Cellar: Home to vegetarians, communists, and us lower life forms too.

The Cellar: You can put your weed in there!

Weirdity, dude! For some reason that sketch is coming back into style. I never even saw it when it first aired, never heard about it, and yet somehow somebody pointed me to a video of it two weeks ago. And someone on Fark made a reference to it yesterday.

You put your weed in there!

The sketch must be 10 years old, from when Schnieder was on SNL. If he didn't deliver the line so perfectly...

Schneider has brought a version of that character to the big screen a couple times in the last few years. He did a Hawaiin stoner in 50 First Dates and in a really bad movie where he's a criminal who switches bodies with a cheerleader type, he also plays a stoner in a voodoo shop and delivers the line.

The Cellar: Thoughtful discussion found here. Antacids and restraints available.

The Cellar- It needs more cow bell. ;)

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! thanks bruce. i'm laughing just thinking of that skit. my wife actually laughs to the point of getting teary every time we see that.