Funny images that aren't quite WTF images
 

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oh no!

thats so wrong.....

shithead

She told him to get away from her arse...but did he listen? Nooooo...they never do!

Supermarket elephant Mum:
"What? What? I wiped your shitty arse enough times, don't be giving me any grief. Do you know how badly you affected my digestive system? Just deal with it or you'll get a trunk whipping."

Aw, crap.

Mommmmm. Johnny called me doo-doo head.

Here's one for LabRat
 

(From here)

Noted, and appreciated :D

This was on the birthday card I got from the lab last year, and is hanging over my desk:

That reminds me of this one.

Heehee...can't beat The Far Side.

Umm, yes you can.

B. Kliban on his worst day was 10x better than "Gary let me explain my joke to you Larson."

Well, he did a have a few funny ones and I will give him props for knowing when it was time to quit.

And there's Roz Chast, and Sam Gross, and Jim Unger.

I can go on.

Never Eat Anything Bigger than Your Head.

Whack your porcupine and make it sing.

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Business is about to pick up...

I truly LOL'd.

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I loved Kliban when I was a kid.... My room was painted red with a white carpet and Kliban cat prints on the walls. I even had the bedding...
Then we moved to NY and I never had a cool room again.

Please see my new thread, once I do it...

I never took to Kliban. I hate to admit it, but I was kind of okay with Boynton.

feet, you didn't like Larson? Man he was great, til he stopped doing coke.

Is that anything like choking your chicken?

Where's this information from? Googling '"gary larson" cocaine' turns up nothing linking gary to cocaine.

But now it will. The Cellar will be the top hit for information on Gary Larson's cocaine abuse.

I must have had him confused with another cartoonist. My bad. Let me look.

I mailed them pandas to the school principal :D Panda is the mascot we're stuck with and we always end up with something that looks like the WWF panda on out team shirts etc, which doesn't exactly instil fear into the hearts of the opposition. damn hippy school -who the fuck picked a panda in the first place? :lol:

Our elementary school is the geckos. It's hard to avoid the Geico allusions.

The people who told your school they couldn't use the Red Indian who had been the mascot for 50 years prior to the panda.

My Junior High mascot was "Warriors." (injun in full headdress). I just went looking to see what the mascot situation was there, and according to the November Newsletter on the website voting was ongoing for some animal starting with "W." At least they weren't trying to choose something like "Wisteria."

My high school mascot - "Trojans." We took a lot of ribbing, but were stiff opponents.

In a strange twist of fate, I went to a college where we cheered the "Golden Rams."

I've been a Viking and a Polar Bear. :)

We'll be swimming against the Trojans :lol: I wonder what they use for swim caps? This merits a thread of it's own......

Coatesville is still the Red Raiders
who's gonna go there and argue with them though...

http://cellar.org/2009/CautionWhitesigns.jpg

well played

I was a Bulldog in HS. I was a hippie as well. Thus, I give you the Blowdog Bite Song (Bulldog Fight Song).

Oh, bite! you Grandview Blowdogs!
Bite 'em to the stem.
If you don't make the football team, you'll have to dress out in gym.
Oh, bite! you Grandview Blowdogs, bite 'em to the stem.
If you don't win the game tonight, you'll never get laid again.

And, FWIW, our HS alma mater was to the tune of "Deutschland Uber Alles". Go figure. Apparently, there weren't enough Jews in Grandview to cause an uproar.

"Stiff opponents?" Wolf, you didn't really have to say that!

Somebody had to, and I wanted to save you the trouble.

We Trojans gotta stick together.

I believe it is.

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And some milk, maybe:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Whitesigns.jpg

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This is funny.

50 ways?

You are funny, Pie

Open later? Close earlier?

Yeah, that'll be convenient.

Clear vinyl Converse.

Why?

You're doing it wrong.

Well, they had to say which 24 hours.

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it says

open 24 hours
mon 5am-fri 9pm
( i assume this means they stay open 24 hours per day during the week, but close friday night, sat night, & sunday night)

If you total the hours on the sign it really says they are open 96 hrs. per week. They prolly did the sign that way to get attention. Obviously it worked.

Or it could mean open 24 hrs to keyholding members. However most key clubs have the electronic type now.
Good one.

We have 24 hour supermarkets here.
Because of Sunday opening laws they close at 22.00 Saturday (open again Sunday 11.00-17.00)
I read the shrug in their signs.
"We're trying!"

Steven Wright: What do you mean you're closed? The sign says "open 24 hours."

Shopkeeper: Not in a row.

Bear in mind that the gym is on Main Street in Hackensack, NJ.
And if there is a place not to be at 3 AM, it's Main Street.

Yabbut that's only 'cos the gym is closed:D !

The gym may be closed, but crackheads abound.