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DucksNuts 11-04-2006 03:02 AM

Whats the oldest thing in your fridge?
 
I was just rustling around in my fridge and I consider myself a *fairly* tidy person (except for my office :blush:) and I found 3 very suspicious items...

* a block of parmesan cheese that has a best before of 12th July 2005
* a jar of tomato paste that you could easily mow the contents growing under the lid.

and get this....

* a jar of seeded mustard, best before 07th December 2003!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

WTF??? I moved house in 2004, so it was already out of date and I took it with me????


:greenface

Happy Monkey 11-04-2006 08:18 AM

I've got some chocolate syrup from 1999...

footfootfoot 11-04-2006 10:07 AM

I think I have a jar of Ukrainian pig fat in there somewhere...

Trilby 11-04-2006 10:10 AM

I'm pretty sure I have some blueberries from July in there. I'm kinda afraid to look.

footfootfoot 11-04-2006 10:28 AM

I think you can safely say you had blueberries from July in there...

Beestie 11-04-2006 12:06 PM

A bottle of Hickory Smoke. The price tag is still on it. $0.99 and from a store only found in a town I haven't been in since 1982.

Still good, tho. I still use it. Sparingly - one or two drops is all it takes.

I figure at this rate (its half full) it should last me until 2030 or so. I wonder what it will cost then?

xoxoxoBruce 11-04-2006 12:47 PM

Save it Beestie, by then they'll discover it prevents 7 major diseases and can't be produced any more. You'll be rich.....or healthy. :D

I have some mellon chunks that are a few years old..... maybe 6 or 7. But they are immersed in 190 proof, so they are fine, although colorless.

Pie 11-04-2006 01:26 PM

Since I'm in the fridge myself fairly often, I'd have to say the oldest thing is 31 years...

wolf 11-04-2006 01:55 PM

I have an undated jar of Blueberry Butter (there's no dairy product involved, it's like Apple Butter only made with Blueberries) that I am fairly sure is at least five years old. I am sure it was purchased sometime prior to 9-11-01, but I can't get more specific than that.

skysidhe 11-04-2006 03:23 PM

The next time I let my yogurt expire I'll think of this thread and ' be okay';)

DanaC 11-04-2006 05:42 PM

Hmm...oldest thing in my fridge is a bottle of pink champagne:P Which I guess makes me a bonafide 'Champagne Socialist'.

Pangloss62 11-04-2006 06:27 PM

Why do they call it a vegetable "crisper?" I've got some grapefruits that are working toward their second year down in that thing.

busterb 11-04-2006 06:34 PM

You can make a safe bet, it ain't beer

DucksNuts 11-04-2006 07:13 PM

I've often wondered about the *crisper* thing, I've yet to find anything you put in there and it comes out "crisper"....hmm.....maybe I should put the bread in there and see if it stays softer, longer that way?

JayMcGee 11-04-2006 07:47 PM

gee, thanks guys... checked my crisper today....

shouldn't there be drain holes in it?


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