101 uses for a dead raccoon
 

1. Uniting a city?

Come on, now, seriously...

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...is this a normal-sized anus for a raccoon?

Where's that get well soon card from that picture foot posted?

It's how he died. He got ass raped by a St Bernard.

He was a good racoon, but hit a rough patch in 08. He lost his job, wife left him, and pretty soon he found himself on the street turning tricks. His pimp had been keeping that St Bernard at bay for a week or more.... but one night, the Pimp was distracted by a new Fox working his area without his consent... and the Bernard seized the opportunity. He didn't even pay the poor coon.

Saints don't do that, probably one of those French Poodles. ;)

Are there Greek bog breeds?

What?

That. Is. Racist. As. Fuck.

:mad:

A Freedom Poodle?

A cheese-eating, surrender poodle?

What's the most valuable thing in the world?

A dead cat; who can put a price on one? (doesn't really work with a raccoon since their fur is somewhat valuable.

Looking to place blame on the coonhound resistance movement.