OH DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!:haha:

NBN? is that you?

The most poular guy in prison.

Someone needs to tell that guy that he has two of the biggest ass-zits I've ever seen!

Brian

childrens books
 

something i though all foks might enjoy!

There is a series of books sold in petshops all about the adventures of a little puppy called....Snatch. Now thats funny enough to my mind but surely someone was taking the right royal piss when they came up with titles such as "Snatch at Bedtime" and my favourite "Snatch in a mess"

and every parent should get this for their children to wear!

Ohmigod thats sheer genius

Net Nanny Update
 

I just realized something...the frigging net nanny at work actually made the title of this thread read "The 'What the @$&!' thread".

I'm gonna puke.

Re: Net Nanny Update
 

Hey, I'm the new Howard Stern! :cool:

This really belongs in the CSotD, but then again, *I* think it goes here.

Most of these links are safe for work, but not all...click and investigate at your own risk.

http://www.wtfpeople.net/

They are selling babyclothes for grown people...
http://www.hbenterprises.co.uk/acatalog/MD_front.jpg

radar, pink is your color.

:haha:

is this a super silencer or just some weird joke ???
And if it is a silencer i bet it makes the loudest FART sound in the world !!!!!

Now i like ladys with a little meat on her bones , but DAMN !!!!!!

Are you kidding? That there's one o them devices to make unloading your tank safer...you see smaller models at shooting ranges and police stations everywhere! This is just the large, economy size government model!

Brian

Does slang know you were sneaking around taking pictures of his "going to New York" car?

just something i found... as you do!

holly, you must have an amazing collection of cool pics. that is friggin hysterical.

yes it is sad really how many i have!!

don't worry! he didn't fall - i pushed him!!

bwah ha ha

So that's what the expression "wrapped around a tree" really means.

And such an orderly forest it is.

Looks like this driver de-barked up the wrong tree.

I've seen accidents like that in pro-rally. Trees tend to be very unyielding.

That reminds me.

Some dumbass kid put his car into a tree along the state hospital fence about a year ago now.

Our ambulance was on the way out to pick up a nut, so they were first-on-scene and contacted county radio and had to wait around with the dead guy until the cops and community ambulance showed up. Dude was doing about 95 mph when he put the car into a tree, turned his car into a pretzel and did some major damage to the tree. There wasn't enough left of him for organ donation.

As is lately the custom, his little friends set up one of those roadside shrines ... laminated pictures, tearstained letters of loss and longing, those tall jar candles (which are often lit at night), stuffed monkey, flowers. I expect it to be festooned with graduation tassels soon.

Just one little problem. They set up his shrine against this venerable oak tree along the fence line, right outside Gate #2.

Dumbfuck put his car into one of the trees that stands between Gate #3 and Gate #4, closer to Gate #4.

They put the shrine against the wrong tree.

Bob, I want what's behind Gate #1.

There is some beautiful art for sale on the internet. Kind of brings a tear to my eye and I don't even smoke.

Saw this as I was hiking back from watching the sunrise in Lake Meade National Park. Not comforting, as it was also riddled with bullet holes of various calibers.

[try that again...]

well they always did say it might damage your health... maybe this is what they meant!

some really strange pictures here!

http://jaypfunk.home.comcast.net/fam...milyphotos.htm

This image is from the pages of The Lighter Side Of catalog, a publication that I can't seem to escape, no matter where I move. It's time to start thinking about your Halloween costume...just...don't think about THIS.

But wait there's more! And a costume just in case you plan on going out on Halloween as a large package of meat by-product. These from the same catalog.

That company is local to me ... it's about a 1/2 hour drive to their warehouse/store. You can go and play with the stuff and buy from them direct. I'm told you can call in your catalog order and tell them you want "warehouse pickup" and they'll box it for you and you don't pay S&H.

While they do have the occasional Tshirt or printed beach towel I might buy, can you tell them for me to PLEASE LEAVE ME BE?! I've got their website, if I want something I'll hunt it down myself.

Down here in VA, in the burg of Virginia Beach, there's a park called Mount Trashmore because that's what it is, a 60 ft tall hill made of an old landfill that was covered over with dirt, allowed to grow grass and opened to the public as a park. Good use of trash, I sez.

And why can you only overlook it on Sunday? Is that the homeless encampment's day out for begging?

I see that he's on special. I'll have to run down and pick one up.

Wonder if that's one of the state hospital farm park deer. There's weird stuff there because of all the thorazine in the water table ...

rofl

umm----does that hurt, to have your antler's all...budding like that?

[quote=wolf]I see that he's on special. I'll have to run down and pick one up.

Wonder if that's one of the state hospital farm park deer. There's weird stuff there because of all the thorazine in the water table ...[/QUOTE

:lol:

Deer shed their antlers regularly. It does not hurt them to do this. In most cases antlers that are harvested are cut off above the blood supply, so THAT doesn't hurt them either. I dunno about growing them, especially in strange ways like the picture. You sure there isn't two of them and it's one behind the other...I've looked and there MIGHT be one back there...

Methinks this one is an aberration or is sporting a birth defect, possibly caused by exposure to some kind of drug or pollution.

I'd still shoot it during antlered season and definitely pay to have it stuffed and mounted on my wall. The rest of it to be butchered and frozen in my freezer to be enjoyed for the rest of the year. Unused portions of meat can be given to neighbors or donated to homeless shelters.

Brian

Thanx xoB for waiting to see whether this was my animal for Friday. :)

Knowing the humans around those parts, he wouldn't last long... "Hey Joe, I got me a 56-point buck last night!"

In the movie <i>The Deer Hunter</i>, they go hunting. What is the region in Pennsylvania that resembles the Canadian Rockies? I want to go there, it looks beautiful.

Halloween is just around the corner... :smack:

OH that is Just WRONG !!!!!!!

This is pretty messed up. a toy representing the wtc and 911. that's wrong.
story

I couldn't tell from the article whether anyone was denying that it depicted 9/11, or if they were just saying it didn't matter that it did. Either way, it's pretty rediculous.

And the base of the toy looks sort of coffinish.

Any of the :Experts" know if these are the eating, somking, or tea making kind of fungus, mushrooms?

That thing looks like it belongs about a 1/4 mile off the shore and on the bottom of the ocean off the coast of somewhere warm and semitropical.

It looks a lot like this one.

It looks like a kind of wood ear. Very few are poisonous. However, most have a taste ranging between dirt and wood, and a texture ranging between balsa wood and leather. (Most wood ears have too little soft portion to be edible, unless very young, except the gills, which tend to be edible.)

Ironically, I really dislike mushrooms, but when I was much younger, fate managed to put several articles and books about mushrooms in my hands. I ended up reading them to add detail to my DnD game.

Another useful trick which I learned about some mushrooms: the alkalide toxins tend to turn silver a very nasty black in minutes. I know this works with the angel cap mushroom (very deadly), and I'm pretty sure this works with the death cap (very similar to morrels, one of the few mushrooms I eat, but quite deadly). While not the difinitive test, this works with something like 40-50% of poisonous mushrooms, including the ones that cause the most common poisonings in North America. Many... not "myconologists"... "mycophiles"?... have a silver cooking spoon for this purpose. If you stirr and it turns black, dispose of the food immediately, and clean the pots and cooking utensils outside with the hose and bleach (and vinegar?).

Not bleach & vinegar at same time? I hope.

Bycicle Race
http://www.dk-forenserver.de/tour/at...achmentid=9306

Looks more like an S&M race result to me.

Oh dear....that looks like a bad day to me.

I will never. hope you had a funny moment at work, when your boss passed and saw that pic on your screen. hihihiihi

lucky you, i work from home so i don't have ANY comforts after seeing that!!

thanks a bunch!!