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Undertoad 10-23-2006 03:51 PM

Eff Marry Kill
 
One person you pick to have a one-night stand with, one person you marry, and one person you push off a cliff.

For the appropriate sex only

After some discussion, someone can offer up another set of three.

If this is unclear, just play along.

For the men-preferrers we offer up:

Mel Gibson
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton

Which would you fuck, which would you marry, which would you kill. Please show your work.

Trilby 10-23-2006 03:55 PM

This is a hard choice.

Ok.

*bravely*

Daniel Craig
Albert Einstein
W.

Undertoad 10-23-2006 03:58 PM

No hon (I say as a gentle father figure) you're supposed to say which of Mel Don and Bill you would F M or K

I knew I was being unclear dopey me

Griff 10-23-2006 03:59 PM

I think toad wants you to choose from the three he proferred.

waiting for the women...

Griff 10-23-2006 03:59 PM

what he said

Undertoad 10-23-2006 04:04 PM

We could offer up three women and do those at the same time, so that everyone has fun.

Such as

Julia Roberts
Drew Barrymore
Paris Hilton

Trilby 10-23-2006 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
No hon (I say as a gentle father figure) you're supposed to say which of Mel Don and Bill you would F M or K

I knew I was being unclear dopey me

so sorry, am distracted by the spew of MagL.

K. Fuck Bill, kill Don and marry Mel?? Hardly.

Undertoad 10-23-2006 04:05 PM

(Which may be too easy)

Marry Julia, fuck Drew, kill Paris

Flint 10-23-2006 04:05 PM

Fuck Julia, marry Drew, Paris off the cliff.

(Assuming I can fuck, er make love to Drew when we're married. I don't want to spend any more time with Julia afterwards)

Griff 10-23-2006 04:07 PM

Julia Roberts- one night stand.... her politics would probably get tiresome
Drew Barrymore- marriage... not that we'd last
Paris Hilton- cliff (easy one)

Trilby 10-23-2006 04:07 PM

Is it possible to blame MaggieL (v. hard to type) for any misunderstaning? if so, I am In.

Spexxvet 10-23-2006 04:12 PM

Julia Roberts - KILL
Drew Barrymore - marry
Paris Hilton - fuck

Undertoad 10-23-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Paris Hilton - fuck
Hey you know we could add a level of difficulty to the question: we could say it has to be without a condom! :D

Flint 10-23-2006 04:19 PM

This is a trick question: if you say you want to fuck paris Hilton, we'll know you're attracted to ten-year-old boys.

Trilby 10-23-2006 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
Hey you know we could add a level of difficulty to the question: we could say it has to be without a condom! :D

Re: Paris Hilton

Risky. She's a bigger whore than you.


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