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thebar1 09-28-2006 10:14 PM

Best Offer in UK
 
Best Offer in UK

Are you still suffering the slow speed of modem that takes you minutes to download a picture? Have you ever considering using a broadband that connects you to the Internet at an unexpected speed?

If you live in the UK, welcome to our site:

You can find all the broadband offers in market on our site, and we recommend best offer according to your different requirement.

Go to check it, you will certainly get what you want. Order online, what you need to do is only click the mouse and waiting the people coming to your house to install broadband for you!

NoBoxes 09-29-2006 04:12 AM

I longtime suffer bradydownloadia. Me so happy wear broadband with speed so unexpected! I different and you recommend best. I flick mouse while you people comming. Install me now. :biggrinje

Undertoad 09-29-2006 04:46 AM

Interesting things about this spammer who posted about 10 spams yesterday:

- They signed up in April and posted a nonsense post to look like a stronger, verified account.
- Although they seem to be advertising a UK service, the IP address is China.

Griff 09-29-2006 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebar1
...we recommend best offer according to your different requirement.

Go to check it, you will certainly get what you want. ...only click the mouse and waiting the people coming to your house to install broadband for you!

IP verified

xoxoxoBruce 09-30-2006 02:20 PM

Quote:

Although they seem to be advertising a UK service, the IP address is China
The Brits outsource too. Your PC probably came from China, why not your spam? :haha:

Crimson Ghost 09-30-2006 05:30 PM

I prefer my Spam™ to come from Hormel™.

Tonchi 09-30-2006 05:39 PM

Is Broad Band a dating site? :heart-on:

Crimson Ghost 09-30-2006 05:57 PM

Yup.
Specializing in musical women.

JayMcGee 09-30-2006 06:14 PM

musical women, eh..

to complete my composition, I need an A-sharp, B-major and C-minor.....

xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2006 08:25 AM

Watch those minors, Jay. :unsure:

Elspode 10-01-2006 09:33 AM

Or at least get a an A minor. Why skimp on quality if you're going to jail anyway?

mrnoodle 10-04-2006 09:28 AM

Just watch out for Lydian. She's in one of her modes.

Elspode 10-04-2006 12:33 PM

Some of these puns are becoming rather noteworthy. We might want to scale back on them.

glatt 10-13-2006 02:17 PM

A spam e-mail just made it through my filters and started with this opening line. I don't know why, but I really got a kick out of it.

Quote:

Recomendation: Read to the end and think after.
It reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live skits with Hans and Franz, the German body builders. "Hear me now, and believe me later."


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