The "Wanted Poster" from "Porky's" - NSFW
 

There are some of us who will express our individuality in different fashions.
Those who express themselves in this fashion really have to worry about hemophilia.

OOOOUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

imagine the erection

I'm kinda trying not to, can you not encourage me please?

I'm inclined to wonder if that thing even *works*anymore.

How do you piss without becoming a urine sprinkler?

Can you say overkill?!

I'd like to see what happens when he goes through airport security.

or a large magnet

Ooo! Oooo! I know! I know!

But I'm not tellin'

Being stainless or "surgical" steel, a magnet wouldn't affect it but a metal detector should find it. Here is an MSNBC story about underwired bras setting off a detector. :D

thanks bruce, wow, i had no idea surgical metals were not magnetic. but for the sake of a funny situation. lets just say they are ok??

If they ever needed an MRI - they would have to take them all out for fear of them being ripped from their body. Now THAT would hurt!

if he stood too close to a fire, theyd heat up pretty quick

Ack, I had that kinda problem in Hawaiia..between my underwire bra, then bra clasp and the steel in my knee I had a hell of a time.

Admittedly, the main detector didnt get set off with those, but I was *randomly* chosen for the full search.

Apparently, I look shifty, coz I was pretty sure a cavity search was next on my list.

Nope, you gotta think of a better one. Don't be lazy, you can do it.:lol: