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glatt 01-20-2016 01:15 PM

those are terrible!

I approve.

And I hate Oyings.

fargon 01-20-2016 01:30 PM

Moar!

monster 01-20-2016 04:20 PM

Dad bull to calf: It's pasture bedtime!

BigV 01-24-2016 04:10 PM

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BigV 02-05-2016 12:22 PM

I, for one, am not touching that butt-in.

BigV 02-05-2016 12:24 PM

Poor Dad, he's doing wrong. The hole purpose of the remote is to be able to control the TV without having to stand up.

lumberjim 02-17-2016 10:39 AM

Getcha Dad jokes here. http://imgur.com/gallery/uNacI

footfootfoot 02-19-2016 04:49 PM

Why is leather the best material for camouflage clothing?


Because it is literally made out of hide!

Gravdigr 02-25-2016 05:23 PM

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Gravdigr 06-18-2016 02:26 PM

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Dad Jokes Hall Of Shame

Gravdigr 07-12-2016 02:52 PM

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footfootfoot 07-12-2016 08:27 PM

Nick: I'm a hero. I was shot twice in the Tribune.
Nora: I read where you were shot five times in the tabloids.
Nick: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.

lumberjim 11-21-2016 11:20 AM

What do you do if you're attacked by a troop of Clowns?








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Go for the juggler

captainhook455 11-21-2016 05:30 PM

The Lone Ranger and Tonto find themselves surrounded by Indians. The Ranger said, what are we going to do? Tonto says, what do you mean "we" white man?

tarheel


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