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xoxoxoBruce

12-06-2016 11:58 PM

Christmas

Creeping costs aren't bad this year, thanks Obama...

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Partridge, $20; last year: $25
Pear tree, $190; last year: same
Two turtle doves, $375; last year: $290
Three French hens, $182; last year: same
Four calling birds (canaries), $600; last year: same
Five gold rings, $750; last year: same
Six geese-a-laying, $360; last year: same
Seven swans a-swimming, $13,125; last year: same
Eight maids a-milking, $58; last year: same
Nine ladies dancing (per performance), $7,553; last year: same
10 lords a-leaping (per performance), $5,509; last year: same
11 pipers piping (per performance), $2,708; last year: $2,635
12 drummers drumming (per performance), $2,934; last year: $2,855

Griff

12-07-2016 06:29 AM

I'm glad to see the pipers get a bump there. Tough times in Piperville.

classicman

12-07-2016 11:25 AM

Looks like everyone is making the same or less. ;)

Gravdigr

12-07-2016 11:32 AM

Where the hell did those numbers come from?

I have a hard time believing four canaries cost $600.

Also, $13,125 for seven swans????

Just checked prices for mute swans...JFC:3_eyes:

At Mallard Lane Farms, bottom of the page.

footfootfoot

12-07-2016 01:06 PM

You pay more for the quiet. Noisy swans can be had fairly cheap, so I've heard.

Gravdigr

12-07-2016 01:56 PM

How much are ugly ducks, I wonder?:rolleyes:

BigV	12-07-2016 02:29 PM

Dunno about ducklings, but ugly chicks?

Cheep.

footfootfoot

12-07-2016 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 975750)

Dunno about ducklings, but ugly chicks?

Cheep.

ha. Discounting the beer goggle expense, naturally.

xoxoxoBruce

12-08-2016 11:25 AM

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Christmas Choir...

Gravdigr

12-08-2016 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 975750)

Dunno about ducklings, but ugly chicks?

Cheep.

I saw what you did there.

:D

monster

12-08-2016 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 975825)

Christmas Choir...

another fabulous use of googly eyes. May have to drink a lot of beers just for the purpose of replicating that tableaux in my home

xoxoxoBruce

12-09-2016 08:48 AM

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Barbie's world Christmas...

footfootfoot

12-09-2016 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 975834)

another fabulous use of googly eyes. May have to drink a lot of beers just for the purpose of replicating that tableaux in my home

Googly eye beer can creche?

lumberjim

12-09-2016 10:43 PM

I just found a bag of googly eyes in with the wrapping paper. Gonna have a fun day at work tomorrow.

Also found this crew :

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...bad640be8b.jpg

Michelle and Dave left them in the basement in a sealed tub. Bonus.

xoxoxoBruce

12-09-2016 10:56 PM

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Since the election the fake news sites have been bored. One of them came up with a fake toy. :smack:

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