Christmas Gifts
 

I got the Pox for Christmas. Not a lesser Pox, the Great pox, better know as Syphilis.
At first I thought it was a shower tool, to clean my... uh, parts.

http://cellar.org/2014/1-pox.jpg

And a No-Pen, retractable ballpoint with a button on the back.
If someone tries to borrow it, just point and push. It will hurl 14 different voices/variations of "no".

http://cellar.org/2014/1-nopen.jpg

I looked up the batteries for the pen and found LR-44(A-76) range from 19 cents to $3 each, online.

But the Lava Egg takes no batteries.

http://cellar.org/2014/1-lava.jpg

http://cellar.org/2015/1-shark.jpg
The shark starts automatically when it's wet, and stops after 5 minutes or if it swims up your urethra. :eek2:

http://cellar.org/2015/1-scarab.jpg
High speed is the year's understatement. This thing skitters around fast enough to rattle your logic... It's alive, it's alive!

http://cellar.org/2015/1roach.jpg
Hey, no batteries to buy. Who wouldn't love a solar powered cockroach that scurries and jumps?

These toys are pretty cheap, but that's relative because $10 or $15 is considered cheap these days. I can see a family with several kids spending a lot of money on stocking stuffers of this ilk. They also appear to be being replaced by apps in many cases.