Th Sellur...nawt thu playce to bee if u kent spel or rite gud.

The Cellar. Giving you a "No Hurl Guarantee" since 1990

Nah...some of the posts/images on here can make people hurl.

ok, how bout this:

The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face.

That doesn't apply to me though, so we should probably stick a disclaimer in there.

The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. Except Dave, who will make it a point to ensure that you never forget it.

i like where you're going with that, dave, but i just don't know if your head would get to "swole up" with your name in lights like that. maybe this:

the cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. Unless you deserve it.

How about:

"The Cellar - not the place to be if you are chronically depressed, bipolar, borderline, irrationally attention-seeking or just plain whacked in the head."

Too long.

And contradictory to the history of the net.:)

Ok...how about "Welcome to The Cellar...thanks, we already have enough dipshits"?

DING DING DING! we have a winner!

tell him what he's won, bob!

Doesn't fit the convention, it has to start with

The Cellar:

But I took the hint and changed the tag anyway. Since we've had such success with the previous one, let's see what this one brings!

I save off all the tag lines people suggest, by the way, except for the ones that are utterly lame. So any of 'em may appear at any time... subject to my Own Personal Whim! Bwahahaha

There are so many advantages to being a benevolent dictator, one hardly knows which to favor... :)

the cellar: getting weirder by the minute ( ala april)

the cellar: spelling counts ( ala dave/luvbugz)

the cellar: please show your work ( ala dave again)

the cellar: not nearly as dank and musty as the name suggests (ala undertoad)

the cellar: deep thoughts by shallow people (ala Elspode)

the cellar: where the men are men, and the women.... might be men too, who knows? (ala...i don't have an ala for this one, i just thought it was funny)