Do Good Deeds
 

Then brag about it in here.

Oh right, and then you'll be pointing out what a bragger I am as well as a whiner?! I don't think so!!!

that's the spirit!

Cock!


By 'good deeds' do you mean give a blowie?

YES!

and by 'brag about it' I mean tell us in great detail with illustrative words, and compound sentences. onamonopoeia is appreciated as well. kthx

D'ye mean words like 'suck' 'slurp' and 'gobble'?

yes i do.

and on that topic, I offer the word 'ropey' for your.....consumption.

ewww

yes, ewww.....this thread has turned smutty.


Today, I went way out of my way helping a customer fax his insurance documents to the morons at New Jersey Manufacturers Insurance Co.

It took a while.

Last week, I got a pair of shoes off the top shelf for a lady that couldnt reach them.

You're such a lovely man Jimbo. If only there were more of you in the world.

*blinks* this from the king of smut?

Yesterday I spent 45 minutes sitting in an old lady's house letting her ramble on about a bunch of stuff that I can't do anything about as her councillor. She'd contacted me about some vague problems she was having with kids kicking a football around outside. I think she just wanted someone to talk to. So, I had a cup of tea and looked at her photographs of her grandchildren (who live in Auckland) and commiserated with her on the lack of manners in young people today. She seemed quite perky by the time I left.

Last week I loaned £100 to a friend of my mum's (an asylum seeker who's recently been given permission to work) so he could buy a suit and a one month travel pass and a new pair of shoes for his new job. I can't exactly afford it (especially given recent trips to the vets :P) but it was nice to be able to help out.

i like the talking to old people thing. If i had that kind of time, i'd do that.

i'm probably lying. i suck

You don't suck Jimbo. You're lovely. You're special. Very special. :)

i don't think you're being sincere.


in fact, i think you're being sarcastic.

cock.

In fairness it kind of goes with my job. I get a lot of elderly constituents who just contact you for something to do.