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alphageek31337 09-07-2004 01:03 PM

Psycho Girl -- Not Safe for Work
 
This has been making the rounds online, and I couldn't find anything here, so I decided to post it.

Apparently, this girl is going through a rough time with a boy we only know as Matt, so she decides to make a video that will entice him into a relationship. Somehow, it ends up on a public forum and, voila, a star is born.

I give you <a href=http://www.professorlauncher.com/rjackson/Psycho_Girl.wmv>Psycho Girl</a>

Trilby 09-07-2004 01:12 PM

I can't get Psycho Girl to work!!! :mad:

lookout123 09-07-2004 01:44 PM

uh, definitely not safe for work. maybe not home either. normally i would just say that was intentional porn with a creative story line. but i think that little psycho may just be real... i hope her daddy isn't a cellarite.

jaguar 09-07-2004 02:15 PM

I'm pretty certain it's real, my real questions are:

How did it get public? Mistake or did he leak it or did she just post it somewhere public?
How did he respond? I think that's the point where you assume a new identity and move country.

lookout123 09-07-2004 02:17 PM

and what is her phone number?

glatt 09-07-2004 02:17 PM

I watched the first 20 seconds or so. Then turned it off, so I don't know just how racy it gets. I also don't know how old this anonymous girl is, but if she's under 18, there are various federal laws that apply here.

jaguar 09-07-2004 02:26 PM

Lookout: Watch Swimfan and reconsider the question.
Glatt: It gets very, very, very racy. You can tell it's not 'professional' but she doesn't quite now how to act, or more accurately, put together an act. That and the awful digicam sound. People also tend to prefer their porn without people saying distrubing stuff like 'i know you love me just admit it' while getting off.

glatt 09-07-2004 02:34 PM

If it's that racy, I'd caution anyone living in the U.S. to avoid watching it. Big Brother may be watching you.

jaguar 09-07-2004 02:40 PM

There's hundreds of links to it floating around, it's been hosted all over the place so I doubt it's exactly a peado honeypot. That said it's pretty certain she's under 18 but if you've already downloaded it, if they're gonna kick in your door you're already fucked.

Trilby 09-07-2004 02:45 PM

I can't download it!! goddamn!~

jaguar 09-07-2004 02:46 PM

Well I'm not game to put up a mirror. On consideration the doorframe-as-boyfriend part kind of......odd.

lookout123 09-07-2004 04:58 PM

i have to admit - that chick would be fun in a couple of years as long as you met her at an out of town bar and you didn't give her your real name. if you broke any of those rules she is likely to boil your kids rabbit.

Nothing But Net 09-07-2004 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
I watched the first 20 seconds or so. Then turned it off, so I don't know just how racy it gets. I also don't know how old this anonymous girl is, but if she's under 18, there are various federal laws that apply here.

I watched the whole thing. It takes me longer than 20 seconds to get off.

Trilby 09-07-2004 05:21 PM

somehow, so help me god, I will work that into a Haiku!

Nothing But Net 09-07-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123
i have to admit - that chick would be fun in a couple of years as long as you met her at an out of town bar and you didn't give her your real name. if you broke any of those rules she is likely to boil your kids rabbit.

Just a suggestion: if you give her a fake name make sure it isn't "Matt".


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