The Cellar: Apparently we're the water cooler of middle age and not the fountain of youth. What a bummer.

The Cellar: If your skin is thin then don't come in.

The Cellar: Apparently we're the water cooler, which is lucky, with all the flaming around here.

The Cellar: Apparently we're the water cooler; why is it boiling?

Apparently, we're the water cooler. boy, am I thirsty!

Apparently, we're the water cooler. Now, stop pissing in it.

Apparently we're the water cooler, where all the useless...

The Cellar: a case of Collective Infinite Personality Disorder. Resistance is futile, you WILL be assimilated into the Collective. :borg:

The Cellar: a case of Collective Infinite Personality Disorder. You must be talking to me, I'm the only one here.

The Cellar: a case of Collective Infinite Personality Disorder. No extra charge for Spilt Infinitives.

The Cellar: a case of Collective Infinite Personality Disorder. No, it's not the same as bi-polar!

The Cellar: a case of Collective Infinite Personality Disorder (24/case). For additional quantities, go to Collective Infinite Personality Reorder.

The Cellar: On second thoughts, don't come here, tis a silly place ... we'll meet at ... YOUR HOUSE! :speechls:

The Cellar: On second thoughts, don't come here, tis a silly place. On third thoughts, stay the fuck out, tis too good for you, mere mortal.

The Cellar: On second thoughts, don't come here, tis a silly place that specializes in reverse psychology.