I havent ever Hassled someone over a penny

I

I haven't ever Invited Ingrid Bergman Into my Igloo.

J

I haven't ever worn "jorts" to a swimming pool.

K

I haven't ever Killed a Kelvinator
L

I havent ever Licked my Elbow...

M

I haven't ever misused marijuana in Mississippi.

N

I haven't ever Noodled Noboxes

O

I havent ever Offered Pot to a 20 year old.... (Or anyone for that matter)

P

I haven't ever Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers. It's not Proper; you must Pick Peppers Prior to Priming and Packaging for Pickling.

Q

Thank you for elaborating.

I haven't ever queried a quote from the Queen.

R

I havent ever raided someone elses house to see if I could find good things..

S

I haven't ever Twanged a Twanger

U

I haven't ever upbraided a ukulele user.

V

I haven't ever Violated a girl named Violet

W