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The Cellar : not cleaned since 2001
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Is that really from Ju? Wow.
(must be cranky from lack of sleep with the new babyJu) |
The Cellar: where fools meet acerbity
The Cellar: Just gawk at the pretty pictures The Cellar: no lifeguard, post at your own risk The Cellar: dave is our lifeguard; post at your own risk The Cellar: lifeguard off-duty, post at your own risk |
The Cellar : just another organization controlled by the illiterati
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Yeah, I don't know why I wrote that. It's completely out of character. I must have been in a weird mood that night. My apologies. :)
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it's really funny, though.
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Cool...my first Cellar Tagline is in use. I'm truly honored. I mean onert...
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The Cellar- You pose your own risk.
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And now for a little alliteration
THE CELLAR: Asshats Abound, Crapflooders Combat, and Retards Rule
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The Cellar: Almost as fun as a rainy day at the beach.
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The Cellar: Now 100% dave-free.
(Well, somebody had to...) |
The Cellar: Sanitized for your
protection...we think. |
The Cellar: can I just start over?
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The Cellar: Either the asylum or the weekend pass - we're not sure which.
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The new tagline is great!
(So that people know what I'm talking about in three months, it is: The Cellar: Now seeking new users. The emotionally insecure need not apply. ) |
submitted by lumberjim on behalf of insoluble
The Cellar: Welcome to New Retardia
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thank you kind sir!
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The Cellar: Open mouth, insert foot.
or maybe The Cellar: When Prozac becomes too expensive |
I vote Lumberjim's tag line!:
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." |
The Cellar - Connecting hermits everywhere.
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The Cellar - Its 2004. Do you know where your brain is? :)
The Cellar - Where everybody knows your game. |
The Cellar: Where ideas are met with warmth, humor and the occasional round of gun fire.
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THE CELLAR: Don't expect us to do your thinking for you.
THE CELLAR: For those times when you just want to feel pretty |
The Cellar: Contains less carbs than Michelob Ultra!
The Cellar: Warning- contents under pressure. |
The Cellar: We welcome all...even fucking idiots
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The Cellar: Fucking with the status quo in the most annoying way possible.
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Welcome to the Cellar: Home of the While-U-Wait lobotomy.
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The Cellar- Welcome, but don't step on the ducks.
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The Cellar- PORN ? No but as long as you're here
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The Cellar: Multiperson pantheistic solipsism at its finest.
The Cellar: Your mother says we're nice. |
The Cellar: Where evolution takes no prisoners
The Cellar: Where you can take brain candy from strangers The Cellar: They did NOT just say that! The Cellar: Yes, it's here...that's here too...Yep, that too.. The Cellar: Where you can always find the most popular threads! |
the cellar: don;t be intolerably irritating
(semi colon used intentionally in order to be tolerably irritating) |
"Welcome to the Cellar, Google's #1 Resource for Whale Penis Queries"
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The Cellar: Home of the Un-Named Sentient Prehensile Whale Penis
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TONY, I LOVE THE NEW TAG LINE. is it an original of yours?
( The cellar: be nice and kind and considerate.....or go fuck yourself!) |
Thanks man. Yes... I wrote it today.
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Hmm...I think I should go fuck myself then...
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How do we go about doing that?
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First, find a whale penis...you'll have to figure out the rest on your own. :)
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Welcome to the Cellar, suspect.
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The Cellar - Its more than an online forum...its an online soap opera!
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The Cellar: Dipped in Milk Chocolate but sprinkled with nuts.
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fun with oxymorons!
the cellar- a neat mess...
so tainted, it's pure... the place to exchange polite insults... a terribly good place for working dysfunctionals to use a clean public restroom, a serious joke... an authentic imitation of a little coffee shop an accident on purpose a place for all the masculine girls, tall midgets, bald brunettes, jumbo shrimp, hateful lovers and antisocial friends. a place to get a dry drink and a healthy cigarette. come try our inedible food and virgin martinis! a place full of relaxing tension and easy stress. a pleasant hell. a place for all of you sleeping insomniacs, sober alcoholics and frigid nymphomaniacs... the cellar: blunt as a razor and sharp as a peg.. the cellar: the beginning of the end. |
Too long for a tag line, but I'll vote for it to be the offical Cellar opening contradictory poem. :)
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The Cellar: A Beautiful Disaster
The Cellar: You can put ketchup on a shit sandwich, but it'll still taste like a shit sandwich |
But ketchupier.
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The cellar: Jump into the deep end of the thought pool. Just beware of the floating turds.
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Welcome to The Cellar, the place that even Frodo's Elven light couldn't illuminate.
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Welcome to the Cellar- wanna buy a t-shirt?
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the cellar: sharper than a bowling ball
the cellar: smarter than a bag of hair the cellar: a study in coolness the cellar: we know the meaning of life the cellar: pull my finger! |
One nation, under toad...
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Paradigms deconstructed While-U-Wait
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Your source for answers with no question asked
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Your source for questions with no answers given
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The Cellar: We'll give you a name when you lose
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We may insult you, but never your intelligence.
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