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lumberjim 08-01-2018 06:48 PM

Cellar fantasy football 2018
I've chopped 4 teams this year. The 4 that really didn't pay attention. This means we will have an easier time filling our rosters with quality players.

The teams remaining are in 2 divisions.

Slap & Tickle

Helmets... Me
Chasers.. Amanda
Barking Toads. Ute
Goats.. Griff

Capybaras... Clobble
Troop... Zippy
Ruff Riders... Glatt
Forktards... Classicman

Log in, get your rankings set up for the draft on August 26th. Let me know if you need help.

Good luck this year!

glatt 08-01-2018 08:05 PM

So I won't be guaranteed 4 wins, huh?

Undertoad 08-26-2018 07:28 AM

The commish says I drafted shitty and will go 0-fer this year!

Griff 08-26-2018 08:45 AM

Auto-draft... may not pay off

Clodfobble 08-26-2018 11:17 AM

They say I'll place 5th. Fuck 'em, they don't know what they're talking about.

glatt 08-26-2018 11:28 AM

When will I learn that auto-draft is not my friend?

zippyt 08-26-2018 12:38 PM

Troop will SMASH again this Year !!!

lumberjim 08-26-2018 11:04 PM

You just never know. I got a C- and project 6th place finish. We'll see about that.

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Griff 08-28-2018 07:56 AM

We’ll see what can be done when I get home.

Griff 09-06-2018 06:17 AM

Get your game on folks! Thursday Night Football.

I got the best back in the league who will not play this year. I'm sure his good attitude and suspension history will get him the contract he wants. The championship window is closing fast on the Big Ben era. The defense should be a year smarter and the receivers are ready maybe the Eagles would trade a spare QB to bring a terrible locker-room influence on board?

lumberjim 09-06-2018 02:00 PM

I was going to suggest that you handcuff with James Connor, but I see you beat me to the tip. Good luck tonight!

Your Stillers sound like they are as sick of his shit as I am of hearing about it. The agent wants him to sit until week 9, and then return for week 10 so the season counts for his free agency. He has 'outperformed' his contract. yeah.


Whether Bell reports or not, some of his teammates are frustrated with the three-time Pro Bowler.
"What do you do? Here's a guy who does't give a damn, I guess so we'll treat it as such. I just hate it came to this," Steelers guard Ramon Foster said, via Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "He's making seven times what I make twice as much as Al (Villanueva) is making and we're the guys who do it for him."
He's a good player. you can't take that away from him. But the franchise tender is what, $14mil? and it's going to cost him $885k per game he misses. I guess money is not the issue.

He can always fall back on his cRap career.

Griff 09-07-2018 06:22 AM

Money probably started as the issue and it went south from there. There was less guaranteed money in the huge contract he was offered than in his current contract. If he stayed healthy and out of legal trouble $70M seems sufficient. The locker room has turned against him. The linemen have let it be known that Conner knows the playbook much better. The book on Conner is he's a touch slower but a lot smarter. I just wish they'd traded him for a high draft pick when he was worth something.

Update: Nice troll of the Pats by the Eagles last night apparently, I always support trolling the Pats.

Undertoad 09-07-2018 07:25 AM

Wasn't that beautiful? :D

"It was the same play the Patriots used — the one that Tom dropped." - Lane Johnson

Griff 09-07-2018 03:20 PM


Griff 09-10-2018 06:28 AM

We forgot to talk shit yesterday. We'll do better when everyone is snowed in.

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