Emergency Food Test
 

I have a bag of Cheetos that I keep in my car in case I ever get stranded in a snow bank. I've had them for five years and decided today that it's time to give them a try.

It says on the bag "Guaranteed Fresh until July 11." I don't know if that means July 2011, or July 11th (2006).


I plan to eat three of them. I will then wait 60 seconds before injecting myself with the antidote.

His post is thirteen minutes old.


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can we panic now?

I could only eat one. They smelled like poison.

Then my arm was paralyzed and I couldn't give myself the antidote.

I tried to dial 0118-999-881-999, but I couldn't remember the last four digits.

Then I got better.

at least you didn't turn into a Newt!

Yah then you's have to run for president! :eyebrow:

You have to rotate your emergency Cheetos.

That's my excuse, anyway.

I couldn't keep a bag of emergency cheetos in my car.

I'll have to mark that on my calendar:
+ Check spare tire
+ Check flashlight batteries
+ Rotate Cheetos

I would rotate the cheetos daily.

When did the food in this thread change from Cheerios to Cheetos?

After eating the five-year old Cheeto this afternoon I may be out of the Cheetos mood for a few days.

Cheerios? Well,those would be easier to rotate (considering that they're round).

"donut seeds"... which dwellar-spawn coined that term?

I can't eat Cheetos in the car.

Leather, you know. Can't get Cheedle on the leather.

They're Cheetos. They're supposed to smell like that. If that didn't smell like poison you might notice they taste like something worse.