The Cellar: Either the asylum or the weekend pass - we're not sure which.

The new tagline is great!

(So that people know what I'm talking about in three months, it is:
The Cellar: Now seeking new users. The emotionally insecure need not apply. )

submitted by lumberjim on behalf of insoluble
 

The Cellar: Welcome to New Retardia

thank you kind sir!

The Cellar: Open mouth, insert foot.


or maybe


The Cellar: When Prozac becomes too expensive

I vote Lumberjim's tag line!:
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

The Cellar - Connecting hermits everywhere.

The Cellar - Its 2004. Do you know where your brain is? :)

The Cellar - Where everybody knows your game.

The Cellar: Where ideas are met with warmth, humor and the occasional round of gun fire.

THE CELLAR: Don't expect us to do your thinking for you.

THE CELLAR: For those times when you just want to feel pretty

The Cellar: Contains less carbs than Michelob Ultra!

The Cellar: Warning- contents under pressure.

The Cellar: We welcome all...even fucking idiots

The Cellar: Fucking with the status quo in the most annoying way possible.

Welcome to the Cellar: Home of the While-U-Wait lobotomy.

The Cellar- Welcome, but don't step on the ducks.