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lumberjim

05-20-2009 08:47 PM

The 24 hour engorgement

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=20310

Quote:

Important safety information
Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help.

Don't take VIAGRA if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.

As with any ED tablet, in the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.

well, sir....you could try burning it with a match?

lumberjim

05-21-2009 11:52 PM

so ....if you have a hard on for 3 hours.....that's safe?

Pie	05-23-2009 10:23 PM

Bah. 3 hours? Amateurs.

bluecuracao

05-23-2009 11:50 PM

Ow.

ZenGum

05-25-2009 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie (Post 568241)

Bah. 3 hours? Amateurs.

Yeah. Try 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 hours. That'll take you around the world.

Aliantha

05-26-2009 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 567712)

so ....if you have a hard on for 3 hours.....that's safe?

Just watch out for blue balls

MoonFreckle

06-25-2009 05:43 AM

Do guys really want to walk around with a hard on for hours and hours on end...something tells me it would get uncomfortable...or at least get in the way at times :D

I'm curious now:D

Beestie

06-25-2009 06:44 AM

I think LJ just set a record for the delayed appearance of a clone thread.

ZenGum

06-25-2009 07:49 AM

What could you do with a permanent errection?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonFreckle (Post 577332)

Do guys really want to walk around with a hard on for hours and hours on end...something tells me it would get uncomfortable...or at least get in the way at times :D

I'm curious now:D

Well, you could carry towels and things like that on it, or keep a supply of donuts handy.

What else?

Shawnee123

06-25-2009 07:58 AM

You could kill a moose, have its head stuffed, and have it mounted on your thingy. Then you can walk around and people will be afraid because at first they'll think there's a really short moose coming at them, then they'll see it's you and laugh and say "Oh, it's just Mr Moose."

lumberjim

06-25-2009 08:00 AM

And then if I asked you for a Moosehead™......?

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/203.jpg

Shawnee123

06-25-2009 08:05 AM

Ahhh, see, a bonus (pun intended) angle I hadn't thought of.

ZenGum

06-25-2009 08:13 AM

You could press elevator buttons with it. Well, for the lower floors, maybe.

Eta ... just stand well clear of the doors.

Gravdigr

06-25-2009 04:44 PM

This: If I had a hard-on for four hours, I'd walk around holding a picture frame around it!!

And this (from Beavis): The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.

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