Agreed. My display is 1024x768, and I'm getting that damn horizontal scrollbar due to Flint's excessively long and non-nonsensical thread title.

Here you go:

Interesting. Here it's advocated to have a checkup with pap smear every year. The doctor does the exam then takes the actual sample, while the nurse just has to stand there and watch. There didn't used to be a nurse present, but I assume one too many docs were accused of (or actually did) take advantage of the situation, and do a more thorough exam than was required, ahem.

My insurance has always paid for the exam, so it was no cost. There are clinics that do them for free or on a sliding scale (Planned Parenthood, Emma Goldman) though, so there really is no excuse for someone without benefits.

Yep. Malpractice insurance in Texas requires that all male OB-GYNs have a female nurse present during every examination as a possible counter-witness, or they won't insure you. Some doctors just have the nurse there assisting, but my OB's office does this weird thing where the nurse will casually just happen to come in and stock supplies or straighten cabinets just at the right moment.

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
--George W. Bush

Oh, fuck no. Not a little skinny needle.
A tube with a fucking CAMERA on the end of it. Down my dickhole, past the prostate, and all the way into the bladder. A camera.

My Dad has had something like that....he referred to it as feeling like the cameraman was in there too.

Every two years, unless you have an abnormal smear, in Australia.

My gyno is my ex boyfriend's Father...it was a tad weird to begin with.

To see a new paramour? All I want to after a pap smear is curl up in bed with a box of doughnuts, and kick my husband if he even comes near me!

see....I pay attention to details of the things people say.

Notice here that Flint uses the term 'down', not 'up'. This, from what i've observed of my own John Thomas, would indicate a state of arousal.

I wonder who was the operator of said camera aperatus? How many people were in the room at the time?

But what if you were on your back on a table? Would you say down? Or sideways? Or up?

UP

maybe it just relates to the direction in relation to your midline.

up the butt

down the hatch

and so on and so forth

Assuming they were trying to grip it straight in the air as much as possible for a straight insertion (gravity love it)...I would say down. I doubt they want to do it sideways, and I can't imagine how they would use an upward insertion. At all. No matter what direction it was lying I don't imagine that up would be the direction.....

He gonna focus!
Bofus?

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