answer your phone with a punchline
 

I think I'm going with "rectum? damn near killed 'em!" but pronounced like "my name, how can I help you?" and see what people do.

if you post in this thread seventeen times a magical angel will appear and grant your greatest wish but no wishing for unlimited wishes please because that's just rude

what's your number?

Seventeen, of course.

"Flint Stone. How can I help you?"

"Joe's morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em."

The only one I know, I cant post because its really vulgar and would offend a heap of people.....


you do it, LJ!!

Joe's Abortions! You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us!

zat the one?

At my first job, this was how I occasionally answered the phones when the boss wasn't around:

"Domino's Pizza, where ten inches is considered small, how can I help you?"

Thats him, LJ...thanks :)

I have this as my phone message.

For a while I had this as my ring tone.

By the grace of god, Alexander Graham Bell and BS telco, You've got #$%-%^&$. Please leave a message, if you yak before beep, no flapping message.

"Joe's Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. May I take your order?"

seriously....i answer the phone...if i see that it's an inside line calling...."Garden Shop!" or "Infectious waste!" or "Whaaaaaaaattttt????" all aggravated.....

it's funny the first time.