If you had a picture, it would go here.

The Cellar: Cellar girls are easy, Breezy, Beautifully Clever Girls.

I'll take one and post. :D

The Cellar: We're rubbing our dirty ass on your new carpet and that burns us as much as you.

The Cellar: We're rubbing our dirty ass on your new carpet, trying to obscure the spoodge

The Cellar: LD50 in rats: 500 posts/kg ... LD100: a few undeclared nsfw pics in PMs (lest we forget).

The Cellar: We recycle. Look around. See? Same words, over and over, crimson and clover, over and over.


The Cellar: We recycle.
Look around. See?
Leaves are brown,
and the sky is a hazy shade of winter.
Hang on to your memes my friend.
That's an easy thing to say,
But if your memes should pass away,
Simply pretend with the same words over and over again.

well 85% of the time anyway.

The Cellar: We recycle. Look around. See? Same words, over and over, especially when footfootfoot is in the house

The Cellar: For every thread you start, an angel gets its email verification, and FSM gets an email from Nigeria

The Cellar: For every thread you start, an angel gets its email verification (provided we're not on heaven's blocked sender list).

The Cellar: Girl's best friend is a diamond... man's best friend is a dog; so, a diamond studded collar should make everyone happy!

The Cellar: We were a "social network" when Zuckerberg was six years old

20 years later, he's a billionaire and we ain't got squat! ;)

The Cellar: We drove Lindsay Lohan to rehab and made Britney put on undies

'Cause dayum woman. Get your shit together!

The Cellar: We drove Lindsay Lohan to rehab and made Britney put on undies

and tomorrow we'll be campaigning for a tax on extramarital sex and reinstitution of prohibition..