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Number of days until impeachment?

Number of counts in the indictment?

Trump's weight.

A little heavy for his height; but, that's due to his massive brain.

lol Trumps reported weight. The key thing is to lie about little things and big things alike.

Just seven more years.

Then Pence will make Trump a pleasant memory. :eek:

When The Donald leaves office, Ivanka will become our first female President. She'll only be in her forties; so, she won't have lost her looks yet and she'll have the dirty old man vote locked in.

Then, comes the apocalypse: ... "Nations go to war over women like you. It's just a form of appreciation." ...

Every time there’s a Hillary sighting my gut verifies that.

Regardless of whether he could win a second term--you think he'd sign up for it again? It seems obvious to me that he hates the job.

But which is stronger, his distaste for the job, or his inability to accept that he could have a successor?

He's already predicted his 2020 victory ~ which is, you know, exactly what he would do ~ so it holds no bearing. But still.

He was announcing to the acolytes he would make himself available.

Trump has 2020 foresight; whereas, most people will have only 2020 hindsight.

He's so smart.

I know Trump doesn't type these up... But for fucking fuck's sake... Coulda been weird news, funny political pictures, but I find it absurd.