Happy is a matter of perspective, aim low...

Happy can kiss my ass. If I ever see Happy again, Ima kick him in squa his nuts, and when he bends over to hold his bruised, swelling balls, Ima kick him in the mouth.

So you're saying beer and women weren't enough.

I'm thinking there wasn't enough beer and women.

Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a rebel with an "Oh yeah? Well, fuck you!" attitude, but not in a bad way. I don't ever fuck with anyone unless/until they fuck with me. (To be honest, though, if/when that happens, the gloves are off, motherfucker.)

I was lucky enough to get out at age 10 with the good kind of Texan-ness (plain-spoken, take-no-shit, dependable and reliable, hard-scrabble and hard-working) before I could be permanently infected with the bad sort of Texan-ness (bat-shit nuts, kill-'em-all-and-sort-'em-out-later, freakazoid hater).

And for that, I'm immensely grateful. :yesnod:

I like that in a woman. ;)

Firearm might be a time saver on that? And more humane?

:) This is perfect.

I don't really think Mr. Quirk is a nutcase.

Not all Texan men are Whacko Right Wing Extremists™ that handle snakes at church or Gun Finger Spinning Jackasses™

But what a better place it would be if they were. :)