Inappropriate Sex Question
 

Let's say you've got to do the nasty with two members of your own sex (but, not at the same time unless you want it that way)

You can choose anyone in the world, or someone who has died--BUT! for our purposes, said person will be considered as living because necrophilia is just wrong.

No cartoon characters, no characters in books or movies but actual people.

I'd pick Marilyn Monroe and then Jane Mansfield--you know, just for comparison.

Dammit! I totally forgot about Helen of Troy and Cleopatra! (a name, BTW, that I have coveted lo these many years)--but. Too late! I made my picks.

Choose wisely, grasshopper and then snatch the pebble from my hand.*




*been up for 24 hours. I'm nuts 'bout now.

I can't believe you degenerates didn't take the bait... (muses to self, ponders...)

Okay: Ibram, twice.

Maybe Betty Page...I don't know, can I just pick two really femmy guys??

Flint and Ibram

Sweet. I'm getting all the dude action.
I'm gonna be the pitcher, btw.

screw that. Is it too late to change my answer?

Oh, I'll "screw that" . . .

We may be up for a few rounds of fuck marry kill

I am so totally game. UT will you go first? seeing as how you're my father figure and all...

Angela (been there, done that, would do it again) and Madonna.


No, you cannot have details.

Jesus and Mohammed

I was all set to ask whether this was a question about inappropriate sex, or an inappropriate question about sex. But now I see it's both! :angel:
Lansbury?

I'll have to think about this one.

Murder, she scrote.