Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
 

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Because I roasted his boneless thighs with honey and rosemary.




Seriously, it was quite tasty.

Hitler was on the other side.

Because someone drove on the shoulder, and squashed him there.

It marched to the beat of a different drumstick.

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85 % of it is directly traceable to bean counting MBAs in senior management playing money games.

The chicken tried to cross the road, but he was on a treadmill, and all of a sudden he took off and splatted into the broad side of a Bentley.

The chicken couldn't cross the road because the Russians were bombing the other side of the street....


No wait...sorry that's Chechen*





*shamelessly stolen from Lee Mack

Because he looked both ways and there was to much traffic. So he waited. And he still waits.

Why doth the chicken wait?

Because he saw what happened to the pelican crossing.

because it's mother was hit by a car on that very same road on 9/11.

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Because the chicken
All out of love and grotesque
with hatred of her
missing cock
Who had once loved her and
Lamented the frolic
of days past
by the road, the river of drink, the mountain of meth
So she slammed him in the head with a shovel
To his hurt and glee

Jaysus Christ, have you been stealing material from tiki? Coz, baby, that's some heavy SHIT.

I was gonna go with Undertoad (Godwin's Law be damned) but now I change my answer to Shawnee because I'm afraid of her. :thepain: