Go ahead, make my day.

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

"No. Lucky's the dog."

Edit: ooops. to slow.

how's this:
if we reverse the tachyon inverter drives then we will have insufficient dilithium crystals to traverse the neutrino warp.

It's so cold out, the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks!

The Tale of Johnny Fuckerfaster

quick, turn off the porn. And pass me the tissues!

Tito, hand me a tissue.

That just isn't Jermaine to the subject at hand.

LaToya not to talk about that!

Lillian cannot use the phone!

to music;
"If I have to beg and plead
Do the symphony

"I don't mind because it means
That much to me"
...

"No, don't say 'nothing'. Eddie.
Nothing from nothing leaves nothing

"Had to do something

"Motherfucker punched you
In the mouth."

I'm sorry....:lol2:I'll stop now...

...'out every evening, until it was light
he was too tired to make it
she was too tired to fight about it -

Pumpin' in the vaseline..."

Mineral Oil Lubricants Cause Rapid Deterioration of Latex

A little dab 'll do ya.

"I'm a Dapper Dan man."