"I Hope You Die" by John Wing

Woke up this morning, and you were gone
Found a note, it said "so long"
You said this love would last our lives
I hope your face breaks out in hives

I hope you die a painful death
I hope you choke on your next breath
You screwed me up, you done me wrong
I hope you die before too long

I hope you have a heart attack
I hope your breasts get really slack
You were my girl but now you're not
I hope you die, I hope you rot

Cus I don't wanna be your friend
I only want your life to end
You're back in town, someone else's gal
I hope you drown in the love canal

I hope you die a painful death
I hope you choke on your next breath
You screwed me up, you done me wrong
I hope you die before too long


I hope you die before i end this song
I hope you die, i really really hope you die
die die die die
eat shit and die.

that's a little harsh for the general tone of this thread doncha think? :cry:

I hope you get a papercut on your knob right next to your peepee hole next time you jerk off over a prono mag

yes, you.

:D

oh and I hope your sock elastic fails when you are wearing loose boots..

I hope you get butt hurt over someone telling you that you're doing it wrong again.

just you


not kidding

just kidding

Apparently not.

I missed the ;) sorry Apparently somebody hoped I'd fuck everything up today. But at least this one didn't really hurt anyone/thing.

I hope your fruitcake has a crunchy bit that shouldn't be there

I hope you run out of gas on a bridge

(((unrelated to the OP but it goes on, I just burned the potroast :( )))

I hope your meat loafs


I hope you get a hole in your sock

I hope there are shells in your eggs


not me

someone else

I hope your boss removes your favorite laptop

so you have to resubscribe to all your porn sites

I hope you try to post here and your technology repeatedly fails right after you've written a thoughtful reply to another post.

I hope you can't think of anything to say

I hope you're not 100% sure you turned the oven off

I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair.

Just getting into the spirit of things.