Been there, done that. I'll spare you the details but intercourse is not part of a "sounding procedure". The procedure can be done on both males and females, albeit with different instruments due to physiological differences. The sounding kits are easily available and reusable if you sterilize them after use.

Sensation to a male is akin to that of a much-needed beer piss.

The voice of experience fades into the distance....

...the fuck is wrong with you?!

I knew that he'd know.

If Brian wanted to, he could probably blow everyone out of the water in this thread.

Be afraid...........be very afraid.............

I'm holding back only by supreme effort.

c-b, there's a list, got a lot of HD space?

Seriously, I was a wild child. I don't do that much anymore. Just once a year now and dropping.

I'm in the same boat, dude. We can't make love when the kids are home. But, they're always home. Married 24 years, kids are 19 and 15. It wasn't great when sex became yearly. Now, I can't remember when and I don't see it coming anytime.

Sometimes I wish I was a bad boy and do some extra-martial activities. But, I just can't and never have. Reading Brianna's posts in this thread makes me want to fly to Ohio, track her down, and.....

Some of this reminds me of this movie:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

This guy gets his wife to invite another woman into their bed. She likes it so much that he gets left out. It was hysterical.

Most parents of teens 15 and up, say they're never home.
Can't you take your wife to a motel for a few hours? You ain't working at it, Man. ;)

Most parents don't have Aspergers Syndrome kids either. Our kids are homies with limited social skills. 19 yo son still doesn't have driver's license.

But, you're right, I'm not working it anymore. I've kind of given up. Her taking zoloft and ovaries shutting down doesn't help. I guess I'm waiting for the nest to empty.

Methinks Bruce just developed foot-in-mouth syndrome.

;)

I knew you assholes would turn this into something other than a SEX thread. gone for a few minutes and look what happens...tsk. Let's all encourage brian to share.
Ok, brian. Share.

(just sneezed and caught it with hands, natch, but in library and guy next to me must be grossing out as after sneezing, I keyboarded this!! hahahahahaha!)

Try the crook of your elbow...

Whoa... what has deviated from "sex" here? I'm finding all of this quite instructive. You're not twigged by RS's comments are you? I think it was a compliment.

With the description of the sneezing, it sounded like she wanted to sound more unattractive to me.

I don't blame you, Brianna, you've had your fill of married PhDs.

I have to post to this thread. Casey will probably kill me, because it's her thread, and i think the rule was not writing about other cellarites (but then again, I haven't been active enough to be actually considered such, so maybe i'll be off the hook...or better yet..punished.) :D All I will say is that she's sweet, fun, beautiful, and it's just like her to start a thread like this cause she's so cool in every way. :biggrin: