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xoxoxoBruce 03-21-2009 04:17 AM
Stupid CEO
 
George David, last year at the age of 66, stepped down as the CEO of United Technologies(Carrier, Hamilton Sundstrand, Otis, Pratt & Whitney,Sikorsky, UTC Fire & Security, UTC Power), where he's still the Chairman of the Board.
Rich & powerful, should have reasonable intelligence, right?

Hah... in 2002 he married Marie Douglas, a 36 year old investment banker and Swedish Countess. Striking, blond, trophy wife, for sure.

By 2004 the marriage was in trouble and after a series of reconciliations, she signed a post-nuptial agreement that gives her $43 million dollars should the marriage end.

Now the marriage has ended and he's offering her the $43 million plus $53,000 a MONTH alimony. But the lady says nay nay, she has no income and couldn't possibly survive on that pittance. She wants, no needs, $100 million plus $130,000 a MONTH alimony.

Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?

bluecuracao 03-21-2009 05:13 AM
Is this a trick question?

Shawnee123 03-21-2009 08:54 AM
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Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?
Because whore is the new love. ;)

Trilby 03-21-2009 09:30 AM
I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.

DanaC 03-21-2009 09:43 AM
Ask Paul McCartney, I daresay he could cast some light on the subject.

xoxoxoBruce 03-21-2009 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 547759)
I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.
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The Swedish countess, previously an investment banker, says she has no income and has listed her weekly expenses in a court document. These include $4,500 for clothes, $1,000 for hair and skin treatments, $1,500 for restaurants and entertainment, $8,000 for travel, $700 for limousine services, $2,209 for an assistant, $1,570 for horse care and $600 for flowers.
:eek:

Trilby 03-21-2009 01:49 PM
no wonder the rich always look so gorgeous. and smell good.

that's some expensive pudenda he got.

Shawnee123 03-21-2009 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 547761)
Ask Paul McCartney, I daresay he could cast some light on the subject.
Heh...I read the court proceedings on that divorce, thanks to an attorney friend in the commonwealth. How obvious was that scam from day one? :)

Trilby 03-21-2009 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 547914)
Heh...I read the court proceedings on that divorce, thanks to an attorney friend in the commonwealth. How obvious was that scam from day one? :)
I didn't think Heather had a leg to stand on...

:drummer:

xoxoxoBruce 03-22-2009 01:23 AM
She didn't, so she took Pauls middle leg.

TheMercenary 03-22-2009 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 547735)
Now the marriage has ended and he's offering her the $43 million plus $53,000 a MONTH alimony. But the lady says nay nay, she has no income and couldn't possibly survive on that pittance. She wants, no needs, $100 million plus $130,000 a MONTH alimony.

Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?
Serves him right. Now if I could just get a date with her. :)

Big Sarge 03-23-2009 05:27 PM
Hell it happens to lots of older men. I fell for a girl 26 years younger than me & she took me to the cleaners. You would think I knew better. I have over 25 years in law enforcement, but........

lookout123 03-23-2009 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 547759)
I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.
I'd like to take a peek at the poosie that's worth $100,000,000+. It must be made of gold.

ZenGum 03-23-2009 08:08 PM
I'd like to live for a week on that poor lass's budget. Might be hard to get used to my regular life afterwards, tho.

This (supposedly-) clever CEO bagged himself a trophy wife ... and didn't get a pre-nup? :smack:

xoxoxoBruce 03-24-2009 01:53 AM
Do you think a pre-nup would stand up any better than a post-nup?


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