The Cellar: It'll be a blue Christmas without you

The Cellar: ROSE COLORED GLASSES NOT INCLUDED

The Cellar: We're dreaming of a white monotone, two-tone, multicolored, transcolored Christmas

LOL

The Cellar: We're happy today, when replies come our way, posting in a winter Nothingland

The Cellar: No Christmas stocking? No problem, we'll share our lump of coal with you

The Cellar: Been there. Done that. Bought the souvenir anatomically correct stuffed donkey.

The Cellar: It's the end of the world as we know it, and we don't care

The Cellar: 'Tis the season we're not sorry, fa la la la la, about your finger

The Cellar: Got no chimney, is ok, has dirty laundry chute

The Cellar: Where Satan parks HIS sleigh.......

The Cellar: United we stand; 'cause, baby it's cold outside

The Cellar: Our imaginary girlfriends live in Canada

or Great Britian

The Cellar: It's not your father's basement