The Cellar: The turd in the punch bowl of the internet

The Cellar: Just Like Saddam, We're Just Hanging Around

The Cellar: Why Don't You Run Up An Alley And Holler "FISH!"

The Cellar: Even Chuck Norris's Tears Can't Cure Some Of The Shit Around Here

The Cellar: It is what it is, except when it ain't.

The Cellar: Spammers hung at dawn... and sunset, and noon... even at 4:20

Errrr... hanged, surely?

yeah, that too.

The Cellar: We will ruin you. One way or another.

The Cellar: We won't bother you with the details.

The Cellar: Ranked #1 site on the internet! (At misspelling...)

The Cellar: Don't touch our monkey

Ooohhh...good one!

DTOM, Until you've washed your hands ...

The Cellar: Now in glorious Technicolour!
The Cellar: Hello, I'm the Cellar and I've been Spam free for four days...
The Cellar: Not child-proof, but more or less tamper-resistant
The Cellar: There might be big dics here, but we never get to see them

Sometimes, while admiring my glorious shaft, I have perverse notions about this... . . .

It just seems the ladies on this forum are so much more giving than the men....